January 09, 2010
Most disturbing Fan Fiction Friday so far
I don't think I will ever be able to read an X-Men comic again.
I want to make a snide comment about how inappropriate Wolverine getting poisoned by adamantium is, but then WE'VE JUST READ ABOUT CYCLOPS TEARING JEAN GREY APART AT THE VAGINA AND WOLVERINE EATING WHAT'S LEFT. So perhaps I can let ComicsNix' ignorance of Wolverine's basic features slide. However, what I won't let slide is EVERYTHING ELSE.
I've said it before, but seriously -- shit like this negates every good thing the human race has ever accomplished. Cities? Literature? Music? Civilization? Not fucking worth this story. If even one human being is capable of writing this, then I'm all for the total extinction of the human race. Seriously, guys, IT'S NOT WORTH IT. THE COST IS TOO DAMN HIGH.
I don't think I will ever be able to read an X-Men comic again.
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How do you find these, Chad?
Posted by: Ember at January 09, 2010 03:20 AM (LdRAG)
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In the best internet spirit I let someone else do the work and I steal it.
Posted by: chad98036 at January 09, 2010 03:55 AM (WNcvq)
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I'm rarely on the side of government oppression but I could get behind criminalizing Fan Fiction and Furries.
Like a viking.
Like a viking.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 09, 2010 06:40 PM (GC5S2)
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Yeah, I stumbled over a rather disturbing Doctor Who fanfic the other day that had the Doctor doing the nasty with the Master. It was weird. I could be okay with outlawing the kind of mental damage that happens to a fan when they come across this kind of nonsense.
Posted by: Ember at January 09, 2010 07:05 PM (LdRAG)
Posted by: Sean M. at January 09, 2010 08:59 PM (rLWHv)
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I still don't think anything can top Merry and Pippin fucking Treabeard.
I don't know about making them illegal, but there definitely should be a list of fanfic authors and when one moves into your neighborhood, you should be notified.
I don't know about making them illegal, but there definitely should be a list of fanfic authors and when one moves into your neighborhood, you should be notified.
Posted by: Veeshir at January 10, 2010 12:07 AM (3WNuA)
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