I say we give him the $54 million in pennies from  2000 feet of altitude:

A former administrative law judge who unsuccessfully sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a pair of lost pants tried to convince an appeals panel Wednesday that he deserves the money because he is a fraud victim.

"This is not a case about a pair of suit pants," Roy L. Pearson argued before the District of Columbia Court of Appeals. Rather, it is about whether the owners of a neighborhood business misled consumers with a sign that claimed "Satisfaction Guaranteed," he said.

"There is an unconditional guarantee," he argued, unless the merchant indicates otherwise.

I think I should sue him for mental distress.  The damage caused by his existence to my world-view and psyche is worth at least $20,000,000.  I could use that money to pay for therapy after Obama wins. 

Of course, I'll have my own type of therapy in the form of  my much-anticipated "Things That Are Obama's Fault Today" series.

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