June 28, 2009
June 24, 2009
I think it is time for the United States to return the favor the Iranians did us in Iraq. Certainly we could find a bunch of Iranian hardware in Iraq and return it to the people of Iran.
Also, if anyone living in any oppressive regime can read this, know that the PEOPLE of the United States stand with your attempts at freedom. If you push hard enough you will eventually find us pushing at your back no matter how feckless our government is.
Update: This is a link at HotAir. I wish I could find the video they played on CNN. It was so disturbing they went to commercial immediately. Still, their top video is some inane bullshit about fucking Jon and Kate. Fox News is not any better.
Our media is ridiculously useless.
June 22, 2009
Yikes. WMATA is confirming at least 2 deaths. And as the Hammer says, when a government agency confirms deaths that quickly, there are surely many more to come.
June 16, 2009
June 12, 2009
I'm going to say I think this is pretty cool. Certainly, that will be a very special moment for the young lady and vastly more valuable than whatever bullshit she'd have been doing on the last day of school.
June 10, 2009
Someone's crazy, anti-Semitic 89-year-old grandpa has gone on a shooting spree at the US Holocaust Museum. Could someone call Ron Paul's office and make sure he's accounted for?
And, since one of my friends has already called me an ass (seriously) for pointing out how this shooting couldn't have happened due to DC's gun ban, I'll just stop there.
June 08, 2009
Today, Obama has announced that he is going to save or create another 600,000 jobs by expediting 10 major projects.
I'm tired of our messianic President thinking so small so I'm announcing my new stimulus.
Over the next 37 minutes I intend to save or create 155,081,000 jobs. That's right, I'm going to save or create every fucking job in the United States in a little over half an hour.
How, you ask? A giant package, that's how. How big is this package? So big that women will scream as it is unveiled. Oh yes, this is a hefty economic bitch-splitter with the ability to beat the brakes off any recession and leave it panting and eager for seconds.
My giant package will inspire epic poetry and songs of gallantry. Women will want it applied to them and men will wish they were the ones applying it.
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Update: 9:00AM - I did it! I saved every fucking job with my swollen package! Next time you go to the polls, remember that you owe your employment to ME, Moron Pundit.
I'll see you in the White House. Except alexthechick. She has to bring her boots over for a private inspection. After all, saving her job as a law-talking-gal was pretty awesome of me.
June 06, 2009
Closing these dealerships will put over 100,000 jobs at risk at a time when our country is shedding jobs at an alarming rate. We also question the criteria being used to determine which dealerships should be closed and the fundamental fairness involved in this effort. It is our view that the market rather than leaving it up to the manufacturers whose poor leadership contributed to their demise. Furthermore, we believe car dealers will be key players in any effort to revive the American auto industry.
June 05, 2009
June 04, 2009
David Carradine committed suicide in a Bangkok hotel room either late last night or early this morning. He was in Thailand shooting a new film. I'm certain that the people honoring him at his funeral will be both more interesting and more respectable than those attending George Tiller's.
I was just barely a stupid teenager then, and I knew next to nothing about international politics, but I had watched the demonstrations on CNN (which wasn't then the joke that it is today) but I knew that the people gathered in Beijing were fighting for their freedom. When I saw what was happening to the people there, when the troops and the tanks moved in and the whole thing disintegrated into a bloody mess, well, I cried. I knew that something horrible had happened to people who were standing up for something that they believed in. I knew that something horrible had happened. Even though I was ignorant of the evils of communisim at the time, I knew that it was wrong.
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