December 27, 2008
Virgin Mary gave birth to Jesus on Christmas
I know, it's not news. Oh, wait:
Twenty-year-old Virgen Maria Huarcaya delivered her newborn son, Jesus Emanuel, in the early hours of Christmas in Peru's capital of Lima, Reuters reported.This kid's got a heck of a reputation to live up to. "Your namesake wouldn't have broken your brother's toys!" I suppose you run into the not-quite-the-same problem naming your kid after a living pro sports player, though. I'm sure at least some of the parents who named their kid after Kobe Bryant or OJ Simpson are feeling pretty stupid now.
The baby's father, Adolfo Jorge Huamani, is a carpenter, causing religious Peruvians to compare the 24-year-old to Mary's Biblical husband Joseph, who was a carpenter as well.
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"A few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said. "But thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up."
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I'm sure at least some of the parents who named their kid after Kobe Bryant or OJ Simpson are feeling pretty stupid now
tell me about it. My son The Real Killer keeps asking me about a name change. Those aren't free, dammit
tell me about it. My son The Real Killer keeps asking me about a name change. Those aren't free, dammit
Posted by: Frank G at December 27, 2008 11:49 AM (P0rQD)
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or those stupid people who named their poor son Adolph Hitler and their daughter some white power name... gah!
Posted by: ShyAsrai at December 27, 2008 10:01 PM (8SMBY)
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"Your namesake wouldn't have broken your brother's toys!"
would too!!!
It's just that The Christ would have magicaly repaired the toys and told his brothers, "AWWWW I was JUST FUCKING WITH YOU!!! PUSSIES!"
would too!!!
It's just that The Christ would have magicaly repaired the toys and told his brothers, "AWWWW I was JUST FUCKING WITH YOU!!! PUSSIES!"
Posted by: wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:02 PM (ul7te)
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not-quite-the-same problem naming your kid
Russ named his kid MOSES!?!
No matter the reference the kid has some serious shoes to fill, both in size, as in malone, or accomplishment, as in the liberator of the children of israel.
Russ named his kid MOSES!?!
No matter the reference the kid has some serious shoes to fill, both in size, as in malone, or accomplishment, as in the liberator of the children of israel.
Posted by: wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:05 PM (ul7te)
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