September 24, 2008

One More Reason To Mock New Jersey

Killer Asian eels!

State fish and wildlife officials have found hundreds of Asian swamp eels slithering and breeding around Silver Lake in Gibbsboro.

Four states now have the eels, which can gobble up all kinds of aquatic life.

No one has figured out how to kill off the creatures.

The eels are highly adaptable. They can change sex. They can burrow in mud and survive for weeks without food.



I know how to kill them off. It's called a gun.You would think that the land of Tony Soprano would know a thing or two about gunplay.

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