September 24, 2008
One More Reason To Mock New Jersey
Killer Asian eels!
I know how to kill them off. It's called a gun.You would think that the land of Tony Soprano would know a thing or two about gunplay.
State fish and wildlife officials have found hundreds of Asian swamp eels slithering and breeding around Silver Lake in Gibbsboro.
Four states now have the eels, which can gobble up all kinds of aquatic life.
No one has figured out how to kill off the creatures.
The eels are highly adaptable. They can change sex. They can burrow in mud and survive for weeks without food.
I know how to kill them off. It's called a gun.You would think that the land of Tony Soprano would know a thing or two about gunplay.
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Personally, I would go fishing with dynamite.
The biggest problem is probably the fact that Jersey's swamps are chock full of bodies and unless the guns those bodies are carrying go off, it's really just free food for the eels.
Posted by: Veeshir at September 25, 2008 09:38 AM (ThMnZ)
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