Al Franken: Jackass

Fuck you, Al. Fuck you.

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Why, there's no such thing...

...as "Death Panels" or rationing of care or anything like that, you silly goose.

Katherine Murphy, from the Patients' Association, expressed horror at the potential risks being taken to ensure Government targets are met.

She said: "This is a sick experiment being played out on the public, at a cost to people's lives. These incentives are not just deeply unethical, but clearly dangerous. The patient has been forgotten."

Aside from the horror about keeping people out of Emergency Rooms, let's forget for a second that our cousins across The Pond have had to unionize as patients against socialized medicine because of—

Oh, wait. Holy shit. Let's NOT forget that. For even a second. They. Have. A. Patients'. Association.

And they have the NHS.

Welcome to the future. I hope you like it.

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Bring. It. Bitch.

Remember. We teabaggers are the hateful ones.



Oh and below the fold is something I've wanted to say about the teabagging slur for awhile now.
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Shocka! Obama Loving RINO Comes To The Defense Of David Frum

Fuck you, Worthless Buckley. Fuck you with the scorn of the people who admired your father only to see you become a worthless lemon party leftover using your name to bludgeon opponents. Fuck you for the martyr act. Fuck you for ignoring the other side of the Frum firing. And fuckingly fucked up fucking the steward in the linen closet you forever for claiming that you and your ilk are anything but fistfucking fuckheads.

Oh, and fuck off, for good measure.

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Important Moron Reminder

Earth Hour is tonight.

Be sure to turn on all your lights, appliances, vehicles and to roast spotted owl and baby seal over a tire fire.

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Are Democrats Hoping To Cash In On Violence?

Let me begin here: if the stories about any violence suggested or directed at members of Congress, their families, or others do occur, those who really do threaten people need to be dealt with. That said, I do find it ironic that as some of the stories about perceived threats over the legislative goatse party magically are less covered now than a few days ago, one Congressman and his media allies who all but crafted out of thin air a story about threats made against him now uses it in a fundraising letter.

Gee, it's almost as if the peaceful Democrats are hoping for something bad to happen, so that they can capitalize on it.

Fuck you, you ghouls. Fuck you with the flames of history you are hoping and wishing to recreate. Fuck you for your crass opportunism, hypocrisy, and desire to see people hurt to advance your goals. Fuck you And fucking fuck you with a fucking rusty candle if you think I will take your bait.

No, my act will be the ballot box. My act will be to expose your shit, hate, lies, and manufactured outrage. And my act will be to help send your asses to the retirement home or that mythical lobbying job you've been promised.

So fuck off,  lefties. And take your fundraising letters with you.

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The Twat gets fired by AEI

Hahahahahaa,

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In Today's Made Up Threats Against Politicans News

First, we have the greatest throw ever in Ohio.

Then, we have the media claiming some funny stuff about Russ Carnahan (he who hosted a town hall where a black conservative guy was beaten up by union thugs) receiving threats.

You know, I am starting to believe that the left wants to create the image that they are being attacked and threatened. But that's just me.

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A nation of men not laws

Because I wasn't angry enough -

Out of idle curiosity, what's the Constitutional authority for "requiring" lenders to do this? I know, I know it's the I Won Clause.

Also there's this:


No! No! You don't say! Who would ever think that would happen.

You know, I'm really disappointed. Most third world countries at least have their Dear Leaders wearing kick ass military uniforms.

Posted by: alexthechick at 08:57 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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Minions! Get me my tin foil!

I got the long form census and I am, bluntly, fucking furious at some of these questions.  Why, precisely, is the actual name of where I work necessary for demographic purposes?

I also do not believe, for one fucking second, that this information will be confidential.  I'm sorry.  I don't.  My medical records now aren't so why would these answers be?

Yeah.  I'm at that point.  I do, in fucking fact, believe that this info will be given to the DNC.  I do, in fucking fact, believe that this info will be given to SEIU.  What facts do I have to support that?  None.  Thus admitting I need more tin foil.  But I do not trust my government.  I don't.  And that makes me furious. 

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This is a very valid question

I was listening to Rush while getting lunch (protip for good times listen to Rush loudly while behind a Prius in line at the Starbucks drive thru [shut up I love Starbucks chai])

Anyhoodle, Rush read a listener email on air that had a fantastic point - whenever there's a terrorist attack the Left rushes out and starts wringing their hands over what we did to deserve to be attacked.  There's a stunning lack of that on display for these claims of threats against the Dems after ramming through the HCR debacle.

Stop!  Doublestandard time!

Open Letter To The Jackass Who Shot At Cantor's Office:

DIAF baby.  D.I.A.F.

Hate, me

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See re prior donut analogy

You know what? I was going to have a nice healthy lunch.  Salad, maybe some fruit.  Not. Now.

Oh. Hey. Did anyone mention all those new requirements for displaying nutritional info everyfreakingwhere in the Historic HCR Biil? No? Bueller?

Look, I would not be horribly opposed to this if it weren't for the fact that I know damn fucking well this isn't about giving me, the consumer, information from which to make my own choices.  Why do I say that?  Oh. I don't know.  How about this?  "Margo Wootan, director of nutrition policy at the Center for Science in the Public Interest, said it is one step in the fight against obesity."

One step.  That means you plan more.  Ms. Wootan, let me reiterate my oft repeated statement - if the government cannot tell me whether or not I can put a dick in my mouth, the government cannot tell me whether or not I can put a donut in it.

What part of it's my body and my life and my choices and my consequences do you people not comprehend?  Oh.  Wait.  All of it.

You know, when I said I wanted someone to take care of me, I meant it in the Sugar Daddy/Momma sense, not a Paternalistic Government. 

Fuck.  That.  Shit.  I'm going to go shovel a bacon & blue burger down my throat.

Oh.  Did I mention recently that I have low cholesterol?  Perfect blood sugars?  Peachy keen liver functions?  Just thought I'd throw that out there since I keep being told I'm going to be ded from fat any second.

Y'all want to make be fat a political statement?  Fine.  By.  Me.

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And Here Is My Response...

Tonight, the Democrats told the voters and the overwhelming number of people in this country opposed to their plans that they do not care what we think. Well, please allow me to respond.
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MATT DAMON!

So you know how we were all saying about how awful and unAmerican Green Zone is but how it was really after foreign box office more than the United States?

Not. So. Much.

Finally, Green Zone expanded in to 23 territories, but managed a weak $7.4 million for a total of $20.4 million.

Mmmm mmmmm mmmm schadenfreudey goodness.

Is that petty? Sure, but I'll take what I can get at the moment.

Obligatory.

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Oh for FUCK'S SAKE

So. Now Obama's quoting from Stuff Lincoln Said, 3rd edition revised (National Treasure version).

I.  Just.  It.  He. 

ALL THE HANDS IN THE WORLD PEOPLE

THIS IS ME FLAILING ALL THE HANDS EVER

I need more booze.

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Let's all have a giant steak on Saturday

Jennifer Granholm, you're an idiot.

Granholm’s proclamation, issued at the urging of vegetarian activists, cited the benefits of a plant-based diet and the increasing availability of alternatives to meat and dairy products for vegans and vegetarians. Following a series of “whereases,” Granholm encourages “the residents of this state to choose not to eat meat” on Saturday.

Never mind that she could have chosen any Friday other than tomorrow during Lent* and she would have had two million Catholics already on board. 

Granholm's pissed off the Farm Bureau, and at the rate employable people are leaving Michigan she'd better be trying to support the cattle ranchers and pig farmers as much as she can - if Detroit keeps going the way it is, there won't be anything but farmland left soon.  I'm really hoping they go through with their plan to have a barbecue on Saturday on the Capitol lawn.  The Michigan Senate isn't too happy about it either - they've issued a resolution to counter the proclamation.

So let's support what few Michiganders are actually working to feed our country, and have a giant steak, or burger, or several dozen chicken wings, or half a roasted pig on Saturday.  Like you need an excuse.

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Let's go ahead and stop abusing rules and democracy and such

Hahahahahahaha!!!! Good one, Minnesota!!!

Oh, wait, you weren't kidding? It's kind of hard to tell, seeing as how you sent Al Fucking Franken to the Senate.

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Remember, the GOP is the only fractured party

Gawd, I love blue on blue:

Senior Obama campaign official Steve Hildebrand is eyeing a Democratic primary challenge to South Dakota Rep. Stephanie Herseth Sandlin, a decision he said hinges largely on whether she votes against health care reform later this week.

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And it has come to this

The good folks at Hillbuzz are asking if Obama could be arrested if the Slaughter Solution is used.

I'm going to set aside the mind bottling fact that we are even discussing this option for a moment and focus on that question. 

While my immediate response is hell yes, it's not that simple.  The issue is whether or not such a signature would be a crime.  I just managed to claw through crim law and have blessedly not done a damn thing with criminal law since then.  Off the top of my head, I can't think of a statutory violation.  A blatant violation of Constitutional requirements isn't actually a crime in the sense of there being a specific statute under which Obama could be charged.  Depending on how the Supremes rule, it may fall under an Honest Services violation.  But beyond that, I'm not sure such a signature would constitute a criminal violation.

There's also a distinction between illegal and criminal.  This is clearly improper and any "law" passed in this fashion would be void ab initio.  Again, that does not equate to criminality.

Now, that's not to say that Obama can't be impeached.  Impeachment proceedings aren't precisely criminal.  My position is that if this occurs, every single Senator, Congressman and Pres. Obama should be thrown out of office instantly for violating their oaths of office.  It's the mechanism of that which is problematic.  Actual arrests are rather horrifying to consider.  But then again, so is the shredding of the Constitution.

So my analysis would be that this isn't a criminal action (and I'm really really not going down the treason road that way lies madness) but it would and should be impeachable.

You know, for all the Left shrieked about Bush shredding the Constitution, I seem to recall that all of those actions were actually voted on and proceeded through Congress in the proper way.  Projection much?

h/t Alice H.

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Just Remember: Only Fox News Is Biased

While the text in this NYT article (link to a tweet, no NYT link) about Obamacare is biased enough, this photo by some leftist tool is just flat out insane iconography.


Contrast that with this piece of genius when Bush was President.

Yeah. No bias there.

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