August 31, 2009

Global Warmmongers and the comedy they do.

I love global warmmongers
So this group of barking moonbats went to teach Barclay's a lesson because they're all corporationy in their corporation building.

Then we arrived at our destination: the capitalist concentration of Canary Wharf in London’s Docklands. And it was here that things began to go wrong.
What began as yelling and shrieking soon turned to nervous whispering as one thought struck everyone in unison. Everyone, that is, except Blonde Leader.
By now whipped up into near-hysteria, she mounted a lone charge on the security barrier, only to be held back by the guards.

And what was the problem that the lead moonbat didn't see?

Suddenly, her resistance faded and her face began to flush. We were in the wrong skyscraper. Barclays HQ was two minutes down the road.

Via Mike Pechar at the Jawa Report

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This is harsh

In August our ubiquitous president became the nation's elevator music, always out and about, heard but not really listened to, like audible wallpaper.


First thing I have heard George Will say in a long time that actually makes sense. The rest of the piece is pretty good too.

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August 30, 2009

Getting Nigerian Spam? Blame Democrats-dot-org

Spammers have been exploiting poor security on to send oodles of spam.  The silver lining is that the dems' server now looks a lot spammier to filters than it did before. 

SysAdmin FAIL.

(via Slashdot)

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More Awesome Info On Obama's Green Czar

Fucking anti-American communists.

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August 29, 2009

Leftists Go All "Meh" Yet Again Over Obama's Policies

Almost on cue, in reaction to this story from yesterday about Obama being given the right to shut down the Internet in "an emergency", Media Matters comes in and erects the wall of silence with this piece of arrogant snark.

Seriously, fuck you with yesterday's rancid bean dip. This is just another attempt of you and your side to blow off an Obama overreach or policy stance with a "meh" attitude. At least try to spin or defend it, you fucking cowards.

From 2001-1-20-09, this article would have been greeted with cries of "creeping fascism" from Chimpymcbushitlerhaliburton. Now, you give it a "meh".

Good to know.

Kinda like the "meh" you gave when Obama ate ice cream while the Baiji were killing pro-freedom people in Iran, contrasted to the "now watch this drive" quip of W you looped for five years straight.

Kinda like the "meh" you gave when Obama is trying to prop up a Marxist thug in Honduras, contrasted to the "Oh Noes! Cowboy Diplomacy!" from 2001-1-20-09.

I could go on, but you get the point. You fucksticks are a disgrace. Are you that afraid to be on record defending a policy stance by your side, that you would rather blow it off and hope it goes away? If so, that is really fucking sad.

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August 28, 2009

Bused In Union Thugs Smell The Glove Of FAIL

Rep. Tim Bishop of Long Island, NY bused in a bunch of union goons, many of whom were not from his district, for his recent Obamacare Town Hall. Needless to say, it did not go as planned.

Fuck you, union thugs. Fuck you in elastic with a rotten Hedysarum. You fucksticks still think that you can bus in people to stack your town halls in this era of YouTube? Are you that fucking stupid?

And how fucking secure are you in your positions that you do have to bus in a rent a mob? Maybe, just maybe, that should tell you something about how your agenda is viewed by the people who elected you to represent them..


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Third World Country Close To Becoming Fourth World

Did I say "country"? I meant Michigan in general, and Detroit in particular.

Michigan officially now replaces California as the most fucked up and retarded state in the Union.

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If this is true (and it likely is, coming from a liberal who would have little reason to lie about it), they're going to have to post guards around Teddy's grave 24-7 to keep people from pissing on it.

(Via DrewM. at Moron Central, who links to more rage-inducing shit.)

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August 27, 2009

Didn't see that one coming.

Okay, that's funny.
ABC News asks America, "What do the Kennedys mean to you?"
And America responds
I remember when he said “Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?” but I was too young to appreciate the irony at the time.

"How the (censored) do you top that (censored)?" you ask? (you guys sure do cuss a lot)
Well, a bunch from "Mary" and "MJ Kopechne" topped off by this guy who is pithy and not a bloviator.
He reminds us that stimulus money needs to be diverted to building guard rails for bridges.

There is one fan
The Shrivers were nice.

The part that makes me laugh the most?
 I guarantee that they did not see that coming. They truly expected an outpouring of love and tender regrets.
Leftists always get confused when they go outside their warm, little cocoon of community-based reality.

H/TGateway Pundit

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Madeline Albright: Imbecile

Fuck you, Madame Secretary. Fuck you in the 5th Dimension with a flaming can of Aqua Net.

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Today's Virtual Bukakke Of Health Care Links

Pete Stark shows love for his Blue Dog friends.

Claire McCaskill. 'Nuff Said!

Carol Shea-Porter opens her mouth again.

I can't top this weapons grade level of stupidity.

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August 26, 2009



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Fuck You, Jim Moran

Fuck you with a magnetized piece of rusty steel. Fuck your past racist, anti-Semitic, and anti-Troops statements. Fuck you for your attempts to coddle our enemies and ream us with shitty legislation. I have no fucking sympathy for you after reading about what happened at your town hall.

Inside, the scene was just as raucous. Moran -- fuming that his introduction of Dean was met with jeers -- finally lost his temper with the crowd.

"There are hundreds of people in this gymnasium who can't hear [Howard "Screaming" Dean] because of a handful of people," Moran said. "These folks are not from the 8th District {proof?-ed}, they don't really belong here, and I'm going to ask them to leave."

Moran is a supporter of the $1.6 trillion House health care bill that would create a new government health option. The bill, mired in disputes among Democratic factions, has proved a lightning rod in town hall meetings across America.

The meeting hosted by Moran contrasted sharply to a town hall in Springfield held by 11th District Democrat Gerry Connolly earlier in the day.

Connolly on Tuesday told hundreds of seniors at Springfield's Greenspring Retirement Community that he would oppose any health care measure that "in any way, shape or form does any harm to Medicare."

The more than 400-strong crowd -- made up largely of highly educated, white-collar retirees -- showed little of the outsized rage seen at other town hall meetings. Many, however, expressed deep skepticism over how a public health insurance plan would be paid for, given spiraling federal deficits, or how it would interfere with existing care.

The legislation before Congress "doesn't pass the smell test," said Katherine Featherstone, whose husband suffered from Alzheimer's disease and died last year. She worried that, under the federal program, she would have lost decision-making abilities over treatment and "some panel of bureaucrats would decide what his treatment would be and whether or not it was cost-effective."

Yeah, Congressman. Fuck you. You didn't like it that your educated district is telling you to stick that piece of shit legislation up your ass? Boo fucking hoo. I love the fact that usually docile and compliant (and reliably Democrat) voters are speaking up. And your childish reaction to your own voters is even better.


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Ted Kennedy dead tonight

Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment

Obviously we have the fact that he murdered Mary Jo Kopechne and got away with it, and then we have this, his attempts to work with the fucking USSR to undermine Reagan.  I'm supposed to demand civility from people for this guy?  Feh.  Say whatever you want, as long as it doesn't end up with the Feds wanting to have a chat with me, or you for that matter. 

I also like this piece from Jonah Goldberg in 2007.

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August 25, 2009

Mayor Nutter's Philly Doomsday Scenario

Over at PA Watercooler, Mayor Nutter is trying to scare the PA legislature into letting Fast Eddie's budget pass and add a 1% hike on Philly's already high 7% tax (it's 6% in the non-Commie parts of the state).  He's talking about laying off 1000 police officers (Wyatt, buddy, you may want to work on that resume), 200 firemen, setting traffic lights to blink and turning off all streetlights, collecting garbage every two weeks, and laying off scores of city workers.

It isn't going to work.  The rest of PA hopes Philly burns to the ground, it's a crime ridden, filthy Marxist hellhole, we're not impressed or intimidated by it or Fast Eddie, who was spawned by the portal to Hell.

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August 24, 2009

Daschle, redux?

Let's all cross our fingers and hope that the Nevada GOP doesn't find some way to bungle this between now and November of next year...

Senate majority leader Harry Reid faces an uphill battle to keep his seat in the 2010 election, putting him at risk of becoming the second consecutive leader of Senate Democrats to get turned out of office by home-state voters.

“Former boxer Senator Harry Reid is on the ropes early,” the Las Vegas Review Journal said Sunday, reporting that a Mason-Dixon Polling & Research poll showing either of two likely Republican opponents “would knock out Reid in a general election.”

I like this quote from Dingy Harry himself :

“I am not going to change anything. I have always been who I am. People in Nevada know that. Some people like who I am. Others don’t...."

According to the poll numbers, those "others" include about half of the state of Nevada, whereas less than forty percent think you're doing a good job. So, yeah, don't you go changing, Harry.

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"No I did not, and I apologized for it"

Disabled Marine vet David Hedrick schools WA Democratic Rep Brian Baird. I wonder if it's too late to draft Hedrick into running for Baird's seat in 2010...

(h/t IHateTheMedia)

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Green THIS, libtards

I suppose the good news is, the Obama Administration isn't trying to turn September 11 into a "Praise Jihad" holiday. Instead, Obumble and his band of merry imbeciles want to distort the tribute to the 2,996 people who lost their lives to Islamofascist terrorism into a treehugging festival.

Today, several Obama Administration officials -- including Department of Housing and Urban Development Secretary Shaun Donovan and Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Lisa Jackson, and Department of Energy Under Secretary Kristina Johnson -- and members of Green the Block held a press conference outside the West Wing offices of the White House to discuss opportunities in the new green economy and announce the first major initiative of Green the Block.

"From policy creation to community implementation, the Green the Block campaign wants to see access and opportunity created for all Americans, to build prosperity and a healthier planet for future generations," said Rev. Lennox Yearwood, Jr. of the Hip Hop Caucus. "The first milestone for Green the Block will be on our National Day of Service, September 11, 2009, where we will organize Green the Block service events around the country in coordination with the President's initiative, United We Serve."
There are only 11 national holidays, which leaves...crap, there's not supposed to be math here...oh gosh, 353 days other than a day when nearly 3,000 Americans died at the hands of terrorists that you imbeciles could use as your day to plant shrubs and refuse to flush your toilets even if it's brown and wear your solar-powered bras and pretend to be green for one day a year.  Do the idiots leading our country think there's any tie whatsoever between why our citizens were mass murdered and ecofascism?  Did I miss some proclamation from Osama bin Laden that if we just quit being so damn wasteful, he'd quit getting his jollies from killing people?

September 11 isn't a "National Day of Service", unless by "Service" you mean honoring the Americans who died in the terrorist attacks and honoring the men and women who take up arms to protect our country.  It doesn't matter how hard the Ognoramuses try to change the message of September 11, there's a large portion of the nation who aren't going to forget.

(h/t American Spectator via The Commissar of Love commenting at the Head Moron's)

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August 23, 2009

Union Wins Again!

First we had these guys at the Stella D'Oro plant decide getting paid $18-22 an hour and receiving a three month paid vacation wasn't sufficient.  Now you have union chumps at the Mercury Marine factory in Fond du Lac being warned by management that if they don't accept a new contract that would reduce some costs, inefficiencies and scale back some of the benefits, they were going to have to shut down the plant and move all operations to Stillwater, Oklahoma. 

Indeed, the retards decided to reject the proposal, and the Mercury Marine plant will be moved to Oklahoma.

Mercury Marine president issues a statement to union members after vote to reject contract proposal.

So if you're in Stillwater, and later down the road you have a job at Mercury, be sure to thank a union member. 

This kind of story may have to become a regular feature...

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