A question frequently asked by our Beloved Alice H. and one with many solid answers:

• It is fucking cold.  FUCKING cold.  Not pretty garsh darned cold.  Not brisk.  Not chilly.  Not freezing.  WITCH TIT IN A BRASS BRA FUCKING COLD.  The high temperature today is -5.   With wind chill we won't go higher than -25.  If I could reach Al Gore, I'd share with him... share PAIN. 
  
  My work compensated us for risking our lives by leaving the house by letting us wear jeans.  Office Space has nothing on reality.
• The Mayor of Racine has been arrested at a mall for being a sick, deranged fuck.  Racine is like a shitty version of Kenosha which is like a shitty version of whatever lame suburb you live in.  His party affiliation was not mentioned.
• Milwaukee is about to enact a requirement (as voted on by the people) that every business of any size provide 9 paid sick days to every employee, even part time.  Now, even the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce is against it.  What is a socialist to do?  I'd try living in reality and realizing that businesses will move/close/not hire part time workers if this stands.  Of course, the people that most need part-time jobs are the poor but fuck them, I guess.  Who needs an economy? 

Update: I look over at Boots and Sabers and find two more ridiculous things wrong with Wisconsin.  WTF is going on?

That climate change one is especially nasty.  I can't wait for Wisconsin (a state that prides itself on being "progressive") to lead the charge into the abyss on Climate Change, Socialist Compensation Plans and duck slaughter.

What?  Duck slaughter isn't on the agenda?  What does Obama think Unicorn's eat anyway?

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