September 05, 2008

Andrew Sullivan Is A Douchetool

I know this is mostly Ace and Allah's thing but I can't help but get in on the action.  Check this shit out:

A poignant column today. Boy, oh boy, do I wish Sarah Palin was chosen because she is the real embodiment of Republican "reform". And I'm sure that was one argument that persuaded John McCain to pick someone he didn't know and who hadn't been vetted in anything but an almost comically amateur fashion. As David concedes, the reason we don't have Lieberman is because David's party is a religious organization that would not accept a pro-choice Jew on the ticket. So the first reason we have Palin is the Christianist veto, not some reform fantasy that exists in David's and Ross's and Reihan's brilliant heads.1

I didn't know they made tin-foil hats in pastel. 

Some readers of this site may wonder how the magnificently facecockable  Andrew Sullivan has escaped my wrath for so long.  Simply put, he loves the cock.  Loves it.  Can't get enough. Any cocking of his face would only seem to him like winning an award.  In fact, while looking on the internet I was unable to find a single image of Andrew Sullivan without a giant cock in his mouth2

Exit question:  What is with Andrew Sullivan's obsession with baby Trig?  Is it because he is desperately sexually attracted to infants with developmental disorders?  I'm just asking questions.

1 - Due to DPUD publishing guidelines, no link to Andrew Sullivan will be provided.
2 - Actually, there were several with a certain Presidential candidate's taint in his mouth but I figured it was six of one, half a dozen of the other.

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