Sean Penn:  Super hero.

Dear Sean Penn,

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, Mr. Penn. 

When dissidents were held without trial in Cuban prisons, who was there to gently place Fidel Castro's cock in his mouth?  Sean Penn.

When someone doubted that farce returns as tragedy, who was there to prove it by suing a hollywood director for having an anti-war blacklist?  Sean Penn.

When Hurricane Katrina hit, who was there to save the day, daring to launch his boat without a plug, risking the lives of countless cameramen?  Sean Penn.

As a nation, we have learned to turn to you when the getting gets tough, Mr. Penn, and with the situation along the Mississippi, things haven't been much tougher.

But you have abandoned us.

We expected Kanye West to ignore the situation because he doesn't care about white people.  We expected the Dixie Chicks to ignore it because have rural white people ever bought their music?  I think not.  They hate country.  It goes without saying that Spike Lee blew up the levies and is therefore unlikely to help. 

All we're asking is that you bring your camera crew and make the effort to appear to by trying to assist in helping the devestated areas.  That's all.  Just a quick, healing photo op. 

Then you can go back to fucking yourself.

Sincerely,
Moron Pundit

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