A businessman wanted to open up an ATV rental shop outside of Boulder, people living nearby complained about the noise and pollution the ATV's would create.  His business plan was rejected by the county planning commission.  So our entrepreneur did what anyone else would do, ditched the ATV plans, and decided to open up a porn shop named after the loudest whining neighbor.  Awesome.

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