You'll pry my Val-U-Rite from my cold dead hands...

Eco-friendly vodka. The only valid use for this is to molotov treehuggers.

Let's take a quick walk around their site...


In other words, tastes like something no self-respecting man - or most self-respecting women - would allow to pass their lips. Girls, if your date is drinking this, run - he'll be spending more time at the mani/pedi shop than you ever dreamed of.


This is 'saved' as in "I saved thirty dollars on that stupidly expensive pair of shoes I just bought!" The only people who are stupid enough to fall for this are men who are so desperate to get laid that all they hear when their woman is talking is "blah blah blah tits".


In other words, they've distilled and filtered out every bit of taste, they're wastefully using four times the distilling materials and five times the filtering materials than what a real bottle of vodka uses, and they started out with a factory that was an eco-killer so that things could only get better.


I'm wondering how much the 12 percent non-participators are shunned at work for not loading up their gas-guzzling cars with recyclables, thus lowering their fuel efficiency, and driving them all the way to work.


They've built their entire office model around reducing paper, which is made from trees, which is a renewable resource, at the cost of increasing their likely coal-created electricity use. As far as I know, no one's invented a coal shrub.


Al Gore is cackling all the way to the bank, while third world countries starve due to a lack of corn. Soon Al Gore will be the only one able to afford food, because treehuggers will be using all the food to power their cars.


"Green Group" - euphemism for envirofascists. Now instead of just getting dirty looks from your neighbors because your recycling bin isn't as full as theirs, you can get the same treatment at work.


Uh, dude, the planet's not thanking me for anything. Mother Earth will do just fine despite the worst we do to her. Oh, and thanks for telling me the name of a liquor store I'll be sure never to frequent. Daveco Liquors obviously has the good sense not to carry this swill.


All the crap you have to add to this crappy non-vodka to make it halfway palatable to drink. Real vodka doesn't need mixers.

I could go on, but I should leave some of the fun for you morons.

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