Now that President Hopeandchange is tanking, his shills are (once again) trying to change the focus and blame anything up to and including the United States Constitution, gravity and the Van Allen Belt for his failures.

Hey 52%ers. I have some words for you.
Fuck you. Fuck you with an anal tampon covered in hamster waste and soaked in FAIL juice. Fuck you for calling those of us who pointed out that Obama was incapable of doing the job racists. Fuck you for running cover for him and protecting him at every turn. And fuck you for now trying to claim that his failings are not his fault, but rather the fault of a system devised over 220 years ago in order to constrain and temper radical forces.

And now that he is on his way to making Carter look like a genius, you candle sodomizers want to tell us Obama's problems aren't his fault? You want to tell us that this "smart" man with well creased pants, a measured demeanor, and devoid of the yee-haw tendencies of his predecessor cannot handle the job? You seriously want to tell us that the Glorious Burden of the Presidency is too much for the Unicorn King and his era of Hopeandchange? Seriously? How fucking stupid do you idiots think we are?

No, you fucking imbeciles foisted this empty suit with a cardboard cutout for a body upon us. You foisted this empty vessel by which all of YOUR fucking hopes, dreams, and absolution of guilt could be enacted. You defended this guy and did his dirty work for him, going so far as to trade what little scraps of integrity you had just to keep him around. And now? Now that he is a failure, you want to fucking blame the fucking system. Fuck that. Fuck that with an umbrella. The system is what it is. It hasn't changed much over time. And certainly, you and your fellow "smart" people would have, should have, known.

Hell, Lyndon Fucking Johnson got things done. Ronald Fucking The Soviets With SDI Up Their Utilitarian Asses Reagan (PBUH) got things done. Bill Fucking the Interns Clinton got things done. And George W Bush got things done. And all of these guys had to face stiff opposition and hurdles built into the system. But when your guy can't get shit passed? Blame the same system THAT YOUR FUCKING PARTY CONTROLS!

Oh well. Taste the fail, lefties. Taste it good.

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