Just see what the Jawas found.

My polite response:
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

Fuck you from above at a doubletime with a bayonet covered in C4. Fuck you for your callous disregard for our servicemembers. Fuck you for linking honorable service to a woman cranking out babies just to keep the checks coming. Fuck you for besmirching the people who keep your assfistingly assfucked assholes of asssholery safe enough to fucking say shit like this. Fuck you for your basic lack of knowledge about history. And fuck you in general.

The fucking military has indeed kept us safe from "serious attack" since 1960, you cuckolded cockcuddlers of crap. How about no fucking attacks from the Soviet Union, her successor states, or from any other power? What about keeping our allies safe? What about keeping our assets and way of life safe? What about dropping a fucking bomb in Khadaffi's lap? WHat about developing deterrence systems that convinced the bad guys not to fuck with  us? Does that not count, you fucking fuckwits? Yes, 9/11 happened, but I guess by your definition, it wasn't a legitimate threat then, huh?

Tell you what, hogfucking hamhocks of happiness? You go up to a servicemember and tell them to their face what you so bravely write from behind the fucking security of anonymous blogging and see what happens. You fucking tell them they don't have a real job. You fucking call them mooches. Do it. I fucking doubleplus fuck you with the fencepost dare you. In fact, call me. I know of a guy who won a BRONZE FUCKING STAR for his heroic actions rescuing his company that was under attack. I know him because he is my brother. I could easily arrange for a meeting between the two of you.

And what, pray the fucking fuckity fuck tell me, what the fuck do you propose to defend us if these "welfare queens" don't cut the mustard in your fucking eyes? Unicorns? Skittles? Rainbows and Pixie fucking Dust? Tell me, for I will want to mock you some more for your stupidity and general dickheadedness.

Personally, I am fucking glad and proud we have these brave folks to defend us. I am grateful people every fucking day VOLUNfuckingTEER to put their lives on the line for us. I am fucking the maid in the linen closet proud to see these people walk by. And for you, Field Marshall von Fistfuckingface, to do anything to insult them is, in my mind, a justifiable assbeating if I or any of my friends and family meet up with you.

So fuck off, you immature shitheads. And don't ever fucking let me fucking catch one of you.

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