The Democrats Know Who To Blame For Their Recent Electoral Problems

It's still two days away, but the whining and moaning from the left about the MA Senate race is reaching DEFCON Lowering levels of freakout. Example one: Excitable Andi (no link) knows who to blame

The blame for the delay lies fundamentally with a GOP that is still intent on putting power {of which they have none right now-ed} before country, and decided the day Obama took office that he was such a threat to their beleaguered brand that they would oppose everything he proposed, demonize him as much as possible, forgo any cooperation, and then try to blame him for the recession, the wars, the unemployment, and the debt he inherited ... while never actually proposing any serious alternative on any of them {Kinda like the Dems from 2001-08. As if Captain Awesome would listen anyway. Remember the "I won" statement? Or were you busy smoking dope in a campground shithouse while that whole episode went down? And besides, I thought Hope & Change were going to rescue us from the recession. But what do I know? My mind hasn't been herbally seasoned by that awesome cocktail of ganja and guy juice.-ed}.

It is a nihilist, populist, primal scream. And if the Massachusetts result is interpreted as a vindication of that strategy {well, it seems to be working so far. Which means I'll scream as primally as a pair of howler monkeys pleasuring each other at the zoo in front of a 4th Grade Science Class-ed}, we will have thrown away a very rare constructive moment for targeted government action to tackle the deep problems - healthcare access and cost, too much reliance on carbon energy, an empire bogged down in two quagmires, a debt that will soon threaten this country's currency {all of which your dreamboy has fucked up even worse than anything Bush could have ever dreamed of-ed} - in favor of news cycle, tactical Rovian bullshit {versus the Rahmbo "crisistunity" mentality? In favor of The Chicago Way? In favor of Backroom Deals? Perish the thought! And what the fuck is the deal? One minute, Bush and the GOP are at fault, the next, Karl Rove is at fault. Something tells me Andy doesn't really think through his villain assignments for the day-ed}.

The Dems have been incompetent and petty {and retarded. Don't forget that one-ed}; the Republicans have been nihilist {how can stopping Obama be the same thing as believing in nothing? To me, stopping Socialism is indeed an ethos. But what do I know?-ed}. The dawdling of the last few weeks is unforgivable {by whom? Reid/Pelosi? they are trying to buy votes for an unpopular bill. By the GOP? They have no power, and have been defeated 60-40 every time they try to stop things-ed} . But Obama's attempt to produce reform through the center is the best chance we've now got {if his "centrism" is the best we've got, I'll just stick my head in the oven now-ed}. The last time I urged a vote for someone I found as dreadful as a candidate as Coakley was John Kerry. Because the alternative was so much worse {and you lost in a gobsmacking fashion-ed}.

So think of this as 2004. Are you really, really going to give Bush a second term because Kerry is so easily portrayed as an elitist hack {2004=vote for the elitist hack to keep the GOP out of power, 2010=vote for the elitist hack to keep the Democrats in power? Good to know-ed}? C'mon, Massachusetts Independents. Give the president the chance he needs {he's had his chance, and the people are saying, "can I have a refund?"-ed}. I know it sucks {Sully. "It Sucks". Must. Resist. Jokes-ed}. But vote Coakley {ringing endorsement!-ed}.

Wow. But that's not all. Look at the "Buck Stops Here" attitude other Democrats are voicing.

"People are upset because there's so many problems," Rosemary Kverek, 70, a retired Charleston schoolteacher said as tonight's rally wrapped up. "But the problems came from the previous administration. So we're blaming poor Obama, who's working 36 hours a day {and 8 Days A Week-ed} ... to solve these problems that he inherited."

Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI), speaking with a gaggle of reporters after the event, said that while state Sen. Scott Brown (R) offers voters a quick fix, in reality, the problems created by "George Bush and his cronies" are not so easily solved {and yet, Obama's "quick fix" is OK, right?-ed}.

"If you think there's magic out there and things can be turned around overnight, then you would vote for someone who could promise you that, like Scott Brown," Kennedy said. "If you don't, if you know that it takes eight years for George Bush and his cronies to put our country into this hole ... then you know we have a lot of digging to do, but some work needs to be done and this president's in the process of doing it and we need to get Marcia Coakley to help him to do that."

(Curiously, Kennedy mentioned Coakley repeatedly during his remarks to reporters, each time referring to her as "Marcia," not "Martha.") {heh. Nice snark there, pal-ed}

More Kennedy: "One thing the Democrats have done wrong? We haven't kept the focus on this disaster on the Republicans who brought it upon us. We've tried too hard to do that right thing, and that's to fix it, as opposed to spend more of our time and energy pointing the finger at who got us [here] in the first place {but that's what you are doing now-ed}."

Eesh. My response?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? SERIOUSLY, ARE. YOU. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKING THE LADY IN WAITING IN THE STABLE KIDDING ME? WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE YOU FROM, PLANET DIPSHIT? I'm sorry, my foolishness to English translator didn't come with my new laptop.

Let me get you some learning, you formicophilic fuckbacks of fucking fuckswamping futility and fucking failed fucking logic. The people are pissed, not because Obama inherited problems, but because HE CAN'T DO JACK FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS SHIT RIGHT to fix them. Porkulus? FAIL. Jobs? What are those? Obamacare? Less popular than a used condom left out in the sun to ferment. Cap & Trade? Gone. AGW Bullshit? Check the dumpster behind Wong's Super Happy Buffet. And I could go on, especially since the Democrats are failing in the BLUEST FUCKING STATE IN THE COUNTRY, but I believe even your swampass sucking skulls of shitfucking stupidity would see what I mean. And if not, thenm kindly just go back to fucking that chicken under the bridge and leave the thinking to those of us with a frontal fucking lobe.

No, lefties, your side picked a bunch of people who are empty suits who can't espouse, elucidate, educate, or evoke an agenda worth defending beyond empty platitudes and the racism charge against a critic. The people bought your Hope & Change Bullshit, but now see that it is worse than a colonoscopy without the sedatives. And constantly blaming the other side and using "poor Obama" references? How fucking weak does that make your empty slate for projecting your fucking hopes, dreams, and guilt look? How fucking pathetic are you fools that you are essentially saying, "Obama can't fix it"? I mean, that essentially is what you are doing with those statements, conceding that your guy isn't up to the task. Weak, man. Fucking weak.

Tell you what, lefties. Why don't you just fuck off, take your beatings like a man, learn your lessons, and come up with some ideas that fucking work and are based in reality, not the textbook you used to try to impress that drunk sorority girl last week? Maybe, just maybe, that will fucking help you guys. But keep blaming the GOP. Keep blaming them all the way to the moving trucks that haul your boxes out of your offices after you lose. Until then, take your sniveling, punk asses home, and leave the mop grabbing to us. Fuck off with a blowtorch, and clean the toilet along the way.

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