Seriously, pal, if you are going to start making these analogies to rally your troops, you better be prepared for what will happen next.

On Friday, on a "Conservatives for Patients Rights" conference call with conservative activists dealing with health care reform, Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C., said, as Ben Smith at Politico reported, "If we're able to stop Obama on this, it will be his Waterloo. It will break him."

You should expect to hear that quote this week from the White House as they use it to rally their troops, a White House official tells ABC News.

 A message to "the troops" Obama wants to rally, especially his most die hard supporters:

How's that FAIL taste, Vikings of Vaseline Valley? Your agenda is failing and flailing worse than the Washington Nationals (actually, as shitty as the Nationals are, at least they are one of the few entities in DC that are profitable right now. But I digress). More and more people are seeing through the bullshit you shilled for, and the desperation, panic, and fear I smell from you is actually overpowering the combination of patchouli and skim soy double whip doucheterity you usually exude. And you know what? I fucking revel in it. You are desperate, and lashing out in all directions, searching for anything that will stick, and, like a boxer, you are open to that stiff jab combination that may send you down for the count.

Oh, and at least have half a fucking clue about military history if/when you reference Waterloo in future speeches. ACORN and the Media Have helped you immensely in the past, but they are not immune to mistakes and cracks in their support for you. Just like Napoleon, you probably think you are invincible, owing to the support you have of the above referenced group of shitbags. Just like Wellington, we have been building up our arsenal of asskicking, waiting for you, and this is our return fire.

GAME. FUCKING. ON, LIBERALS. COME AND GET SOME!

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