Matt Yglesias Gets Paid For This?

Seriously, pal, I could understand your aversion to understanding the inner workings of the Constitution, as you are a leftist and view it as a "living" document which you feel you could blithely ignore anyway. But when you venture off down this path, I really wonder if your brain has been fried or if you are just plain old stupid or seriously advocating a turn in the direction of unaccountable despotism.

"...US officials seem to know better than to indulge in the patriotic myth that our constitution is the greatest system of government ever devised."

The fact that this piece stayed up over at the the Podesta-Soros funded Think Progress tells me what they think of the Constitution, which is scary. And which prompts me to say:


Fuck you, Matt Yglesias. Fuck you and your hate of what has made this country great until the cock crows twice with the splintery syphilis soaked stunt cock of Satan. The mere fact that we have the fucking Constitution, and that people have honored it and vowed with their lives to defend it means nothing to you? Fuck you. Fuck you.

Do the achievements of humankind that have flowed through the Constitution mean nothing? Fuck you, you gigglet and tedious fool.

Do you so flippantly disregard the fact that the only thing that stands between us and the tyranny of the nannyarchy you wish to impose is the Constitution, and that by virtue of "We the people", WE tell the Government what to do, not the other way around? Then fuck you with the torpedofucked tensile of time and space.

Do the accomplishments and better life for all that have occurred because a country such as our, which has lived under the Constitution, mean nothing? Go and try to fellate a bear trap.

Do the yearnings of humans to be free, so protected through the Constitution, mean nothing? Fuck you with a pungi pit.

And for all of your moaning that Team Bush violated the Constitution (so much so, that the new Justice Department has been lukewarm to prosecuting the architects of "shredding" it, right?), what the fuckingly fucked up fuckfish of fuckitude and fistigly fucked up fuckmufflers of franfurters of fuck do you call attempts by your side to urge a reshaping of how the fucking Congress does its job and runs itself? Fuck you forever.

Look, I have no fucking patience for people who show such wanton disregard for what made our country great. You fucking go to China or Venezuela and see how the fuck they live their lives, pal.

Fuck you, Matt Yglesias. And go get fucked with the carcass of the exploded whale while you are at it.

And let us end with a tribute to the Constitution, awesome style.

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