Dammit, 52-48ers! Your guy has been president-Elect for all of three days, and I still have to pump gas into my car, pay my mortgage, and exhaust myself in self pleasure! I was so dismayed to realize these depressing fact, I spilled coffee on my pants while at work, and Obama didn't use his magical pixy dust to take the stain out. I thought you were going to do that for me. And my hair is still falling out! I thought The One was going to fix that as well.

But I guess the 52%ers are too busy with creating miracles in Minnesota to help me.

Just as Secretary of State Mark Ritchie was explaining to reporters the recount process in one of the narrowest elections in Minnesota history, an aide rushed in with news: Pine County's Partridge Township had revised its vote total upward -- another 100 votes for Democratic candidate Al Franken, putting him within .011 percentage points of Republican U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman.

The reason for the change? Exhausted county officials had accidentally entered 24 for Franken instead of 124 when the county's final votes were tallied at 5:25 Wednesday morning.

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