Fuck you. Fuck you with a corncob pipe and a buttonfuckingnose soaked in high fructose corn syrup. Fuck you for being this big of a jerk after the fucking fact that you fucking took a fucking bribe to secure your fucking vote on Obamacare.

“I would have preferred not to be dealing with health care in the midst of everything else, and I think working on the economy would have been a wiser move,” he said. {oh. Now you fucking tell us-ed}

Nelson also said the legislation wasn’t as rushed as people might think, having been in the works for almost a year {but the vote was-ed}. But he explained that setting deadlines is often what prompts governments to action {that and the prospect of getting hammered with a trek mix bar by the electorate will help as well-ed}.

“One thing I’ve found in Congress is that if there is no urgency, things don’t get done. Leadership always has an urgency,” he said. “Deadlines and crises are the very nature of how legislation passes {and those pieces of legislation are always the ones that suck most of our money out of our wallet and are poorly crafted by people who don't even READ THE FUCKING BILLS FOR WHICH THEY VOTE-ed}.

“In this case, it was so public for so long, with all the anger and all the town hall meetings and all the coverage that this kept getting, that’s why I think everybody’s felt rushed, because they set a number of different deadlines and didn’t meet them {no, asshole. The people were saying, "Don't fucking pass this mothrafucking bill."-ed}. I think it was unwise in retrospect,” he said {yeah, after you found out you would lose worse than the Patriots did to the '85 Bears in Super Bowl XX-ed}

Nelson said by insisting on certain changes before casting his vote he “took a bad bill and made it better.” {oh, so it went from being dissected without painkillers to merely with painkilers? THANKS, SENATOR!-ed} He pointed out aspects of the Senate’s bill he said will benefit Nebraska, and called the “Cornhusker Kickback” a “sideshow” that’s gotten too much attention {yeah, because people get a bit pissed when a bazillion dollars are stolen from us and sent to ONE FUCKING STATE. How dare we!-ed}

Nelson said the two keys to securing his vote to advance the bill were eliminating the so called public option and not allowing federal funds to pay for abortions {we'll see about that one-ed}. He called those provisions “deal breakers,” and believes he accomplished them {yeah, and a wad of cash. But that isn't mentioned-ed}.

The Senate bill “supports the private market 100 percent,” Nelson said. “There is no federal government insurance involved in this whatsoever.” {oh, fuck you! Funnel fusking fuck you for thinking we are stupid enough to believe that shit-ed}

Holy fucking a gorilla with an AIDS infected whale dick! What the fuck is this shit? Are you that fucking stupid, Senator? Are you so fucking stupid as to think that the people of your fucking state will accept the line of goatse drippings you are trying to sell back home? Are you fucking serious? I guess the fact that you are trailing the electoral equivalent of a bag of corn feed by 30 FUCKING POINTS didn't impact your statements, did it? Hell, at this point BARRY FUCKING SWITZER AND THE BOOMER FUCKING SOONER WAGON could win in Nebraska against you right about now. But that is just coincidental to you making these statements, right?

Oh well, keep fucking that chicken, Senator. Keep thinking the people will buy your shit. And fuck the people of Nebraska if they buy this crap.

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