Good Grief! Early voting ended yesterday, and yet these retards still showed up today at the polling stations.

Eventually, someone from the elections office told them there was no more early voting, but they did have the option of voting by absentee ballot.

That was good enough for 45-year-old Evelyn Assad of West Palm Beach, who doubted she'd be able to make it to the ballot box tomorrow.

Assad admitted that despite the fervor surrounding the presidential race, she was prepared to skip voting until a green-card holding friend gave her what-for.

"They made me feel guilty and I'm off work today," said Assad, a doctor's office receptionist.

Lake Worth resident Danny Carnahan got to the line shortly after 7 a.m. hoping to miss long lines on Tuesday only to learn that he wouldn't be casting an early ballot but an absentee one.

"I don't feel that confident it will be counted," he said, gripping the paperwork to apply for absentee ballots that were handed out to those in line.

But Carnahan said he wasn't sure his wife would be able to take him to the booths tomorrow; and disabled with a back injury, he didn't want to rough it for another day.

Wife Sherry Carnahan was more confident about the absentee ballot. "I'm always a little more optimistic," she said.

Leave it to Palm Beach to be Ground Zero for Teh Stoopid.

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