Erin Go Fuck Yourselves

The voters of Ireland did everyone on Earth a favor and shot down the EU's Lisbon Treaty:

It's over!!!! Final result: 53.4 percent of the electorate voted to reject the treaty, while 46.6 percent voted in favour. All but seven constituencies rejected the treaty, with a total of 752,451 voting in favour and 862,415 votes against. Turnout was more than 51 per cent - better than the second Nice treaty vote!!!

Take that you mega-statist post-national fucktards!  That's what you get for trying to sneak a draconian constitution through without giving 99% of the constituents a vote on it! 

Well, Ireland fucked your stupid plan.

Rot in hell, postmodern transnationals. 

Update:  I'm going to ram a railroad spike in some columnist's ass in the extended entry.

Irish voters, making up a fraction of one per cent of the population of the European Union, have rejected a crucial EU reform treaty by a narrow margin, leaving itself isolated in Europe and the European Union in crisis.

You transi shit stains keep mentioning how fucking tiny Ireland is without bothering to mention that they were also the only fucking people in Europe that got to vote on the treaty! How about I let a tiny fraction of the world's population vote on whether or not to feed you to rats? How about we make that tiny fraction me?

The result stopped in its tracks an accord hammered out in Lisbon, Portugal, to enable European institutions to cope with a rapid EU growth to 27 countries with a population of 495 million people. The outcome, announced yesterday afternoon, of the referendum held Thursday dismayed and angered governments across Europe, which saw their tortuous negotiations to make EU institutions more efficient thrown into disarray.

More efficient at totalitarianism maybe. I hope they're all crying in the arms of their imported, Turkish gay lovers right now. I hope they cry into their little biting-pillows.

The Lisbon Treaty had to be ratified by every country before coming into effect and EU leaders must now find some other way for European integration to go ahead. Twenty-six countries left ratification to their national governments and only Ireland, with 3.05 million voters, staged a referendum, as required under its constitution.

Okay, you did mention it. What I love is that the people keep telling you they don't fucking want European integration to continue but the only response is to find another way to get it? What the fucking fuck? They said NO. This isn't a fucking frat party.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown will now face furious domestic pressure to hold a once-promised referendum rather than continue to ratify the treaty through parliament. Ireland can only hope that Britain will also reject the treaty: a small country saying no is a problem for the small country, but a big country saying no is a problem for Brussels.

Must suck to be pressured to keep your fucking promises. It's not like he lied about crying during About a Boy. He fucking lied about the most singularly important political issue in the last 20 years! They should pin a fox tail on him and chase him around on horses.

The vote is a slap in the face for the French Government whose foreign minister Bernard Kouchner warned Ireland on Monday that it would be very troubling “that we would not be able to count on the Irish who counted a lot on Europe's money.” Such comments, implying that an ungrateful Ireland would be cast adrift, sounded like bullying to many Irish voters.

Hey Ireland, fuck 'em. How about you come over into our trade zone and enjoy some of our filthy American trade. Europe is full of pansies anyway. Also, France. Stop making threats. You look like Richard Simmons shaking his fist at Tito Ortiz. Funny for a while but ultimately annoying.

What has left veteran European observers scratching their heads in genuine bewilderment is that Ireland of all countries should rebuff the EU, as membership of the European club has allowed Ireland to prosper mightily and to escape from the shadow of Britain, its former ruler.

Yes, the EU is why they're prospering. Couldn't have anything to do with one of the world's lowest corporate tax rates and the hard-working Irish spirit. No, it's mandatory standards for marmalade ingredients that did the trick.

It also confounded Ireland’s leading gambling company, Paddy Power PLC, which was so convinced of the outcome it prematurely paid out winnings to people who bet on a ‘Yes’ vote, leaving the company left with “egg on our faces” as a spokeswoman put it.

I doubt anyone who is literate put it that way, douche nozzle.

[...] For the anti-EU Europeans, to paraphrase Winston Churchill, never has so much been done, by so few, for so many, as the Irish have scuppered a treaty which would likely have been rejected by the electorates of several other member countries.

Again, you don't see anything wrong with this treaty being shoved down the throats of half a billion people without a vote? Liberals love to talk about every vote being counted but they constantly prove themselves to be the least democratic people on Earth. Whether their telling us I have too much freedom or too much wealth they're always trying to find a way to get us to shut the fuck up and listen to our betters.

Well I've got two fingers and a crude hip gesture for you. If that doesn't work, we'll have to escalate to ball stomping and headbutts. Please, drop this stupid One World, One Nation bullshit before I start trying to knock the candy out of your genitals.

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