October 21, 2008

Dog bites man

In the least surprising news of this campaign season, it turns out that Barack Obama is a duplicitious tool who will tell different audiences contradictory messages about what they want to hear depending on which swing state he happens to be in that day:

Barack Obama, campaigning in the key swing state of Florida, is seeking to capitalize on the excitement over the World Series-bound Tampa Bay Rays, telling a Tampa crowd he was “showing some love for the Rays,” several members of which joined him onstage.

Only problem?

Obama, a self-avowed Chicago White Sox fan, declared his allegiance earlier this month for the Rays’ National League opponent in baseball’s championship, the Philadelphia Phillies.

On Oct. 11, Obama told a crowd in the City of Brotherly Love — the biggest city on the key swing state of Pennsylvania: “My White Sox are gone, so I’ll go ahead and root for the Phillies now.”
What a shocker. In related news, the sun is expected to rise in the east tomorrow morning.

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