Bill Clinton Must Have Also Left His Sense of Irony On Monica's Dress

Wow. Bill Clinton, Bill Fucking Clinton, is urging monogamy.

He was at some sort of "Stop AIDS" conference in Africa when he dropped this doozy:

Bill Clinton made a plea yesterday for a new emphasis on monogamy as a key element in the battle against AIDS. The former U.S. president, not noted for his ability to keep his own marriage vows, said it was very important to change people's attitudes to sex.

In an interview with the BBC, recorded in Africa, Clinton told his interviewer that increasing support for monogamy was not just a problem for the continent worst hit by AIDS, but for the world.

"To pretend we can ever get hold of this without dealing with that -- the idea of unprotected sexual relations with unlimited numbers of partners -- I think would be naive."

Look, I actually agree with the message Slick Willy was promoting. Sticking your Little Man in every orifice around without regard for where said orifice has been is a good way to stop AIDS from spreading. But hearing a serial adulterer promote monogamy is like me promoting the virtues of melanin and a caffeine free lifestyle.

This is amazing. I guess Jena Jameson was unavailable to speak to the crowd.

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