October 07, 2009

Because I needed to raise my blood pressure some more

It's time for another round of Who Can Beclown Themselves Most Over Polanski!

Today's "winner" is that Dean of Rocket Surgery, Tom Shales:

Dunn Loring, Va.: Just wondered if you've noticed your habit of apologizing for media figues? For example, Polanski rapes and sodomizes a drugged 13-year-old and you write a flattering article that falsely understates his crime; Letterman jokes about the statutory rape of the teenage daughter of a conservative politician and you call the joke inartfully phrased but otherwise fine; Letterman admits to affairs with subordinate employees and you state it's alright because he's just a media personality. Do you ever condemn anything done on TV unless it's done by a conservative?

Tom Shales: Hello, Dunn Loring, I didn't want to sign off without trying to answer your question. I didn't realize I had written a column defending Roman Polanski and minimized his crime - are you sure it was me? I mean, I? There is, apparently, more to this crime than it would seem, and it may sound like a hollow defense, but in Hollywood I am not sure a 13-year-old is really a 13-year-old. . . .

From here.

On Twitter (yes, I use twitter - shut up, is why), I introduced Mr. Shales to the barbed cock of Satan.  I would like to publicly withdraw that.  I would never ever want Satan's barbed cock to touch Mr. Shales.  Why would I do that to Satan?

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TOM SHALES?  WHAT.  THE.  EVER.  LOVING.  FUCKITY.  FUCK. 

In Hollywood a 13 year old isn't a 13 year old?  Look, I know *precisely* what you mean and so does everyone else.  But the overt sexualization of tweens and young teens (I'm looking at you Disney) is something to be condemned, not something to be celebrated.  And "she came to Hollywood so she's asking for it" is VILE.  Utterly fucking VILE.

Just for giggles, let's pretend, oh, Rush Limbaugh said that.  The screaming for his head from NOW, et al, could be heard from space.  I'll keel over in shock if one damn thing happens to Mr. Shales about this.

Mr. Shales, I most certainly hope that each and every acquaintance of yours with a teenage daughter reads that and knows what you think about drugging, raping and sodomizing a 13 year old who dared to go to Hollywood.  After all, it's good that parents know the scum to which their children will be exposed.

DIAF Mr. Shales.  DIAF. 

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