AK-47's EVERYWHERE!

It seems like I can't go ten minutes without seeing a fucking AK-47 these days.  Take the following picture for example*:


Holy fucking shit, that is the most wicked looking AK I've ever seen!  Check out that awesome AR-15 Mod Kit!  Fuck, it almost looks exactly like an AR-15.  Why, if you were to put the two next to each other, I'd probably be unable to tell the difference. 

I wonder if the mod kit takes away the full-auto capabilities of the AK in order to more closely match the functionality of the firearm it is trying to imitate.

Fucking retards.

I hereby demand that anyone that majored in Journalism refrain from reporting on anything relating to:

• Firearms
• The Military
• Religion
• Not Having A Vibrating Buttplug way up your ass (right in front of your face)

* - Yes, the caption at the website describes that this is an American AR-15 but that doesn't explain why the fuck they'd have a picture of a cop carrying a fully-legal RIFLE as a visual aid to a story about the proliferation of AK-47s.

Turns out they had originally captioned the picture calling it an "AK-47 Type Rifle" so they are far, far more ignorant and mentally handicapped than I originally had given them credit for.  When will journalists realize they are actually less intelligent and worldly than the idiot rednecks they despise so much and that their degree does not, in fact, qualify them to explain ANYTHING except how much cock they'd like up their stupid asses.

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Compare and contrast

On the one hand, we've got this:

Growing up, I remember my father often speaking highly of Senator Kennedy during town-hall meetings and his stump speeches, always mentioning their relationship as an example of a Republican and Democrat working together constructively to bring about change. One memory that my father recently spoke about was when he and Senator Russ Feingold were given the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award, but the weekend of the ceremony happened to coincide with my little brother Jimmy's birthday. So my father called Senator Kennedy to explain that he wouldn't be able to attend because of my brother’s birthday. Senator Kennedy told my father to bring Jimmy along and promised him they would celebrate his birthday in a memorable way. My brother and father still talk about that birthday because the Kennedy family went over the top with multiple cakes, lots of presents, and several renditions of “Happy Birthday.” It was obvious that Senator Kennedy understood the importance of family and balancing those duties with the complications of political life.

And then, there's this...


Gee, Meghan, did Judge Bork's kids get a birthday party like that? Probably not.

Or do you remember Teddy calling the war to get rid of Saddam Hussein that your father supported "mindless, needless, senseless, reckless”?

Most of this site's readers bit the bullet and pulled the proverbial lever for your dad, who we all thought of as a RINO. We mainly did so for three reasons. First of all, we realized that Ted Kennedy's preferred candidate was an empty suit at best and a socialist at worst. We've seen that he's a mix of the two.

We also voted for your dad because he's a hawk who understands that there are people out there who would like nothing better than to kill us. Why, in light of that, he would ever align himself with useful idiots like the late Sen. Kennedy, I shall never know.

And a lot of us also voted for John McCain because he picked a real Conservative, Sarah Palin, as his running mate. She might not get the favorable teevee bookings that you or your dad get, but some of us actually think of that as a plus.

Go away. Seriously, if you think you're helping the GOP, you need to find another job.

Maybe you could find happiness with your most ardent blog paramour (and I don't mean Ed Morrissey there).

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Blue on Blue

I know that the military term is "Red on Red," but we're talking about a Journolist slappy-fight between Time Magazine's Joe Klein and Gleen "Socks" Greenwald here.

Neither Thomas Ellers or Rick Ellensburg was available for comment.  Though, to be fair, neither of them has been seen since disappearing into the Brazilian jungle in 2006.

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