AK-47's EVERYWHERE!

It seems like I can't go ten minutes without seeing a fucking AK-47 these days.  Take the following picture for example*:


Holy fucking shit, that is the most wicked looking AK I've ever seen!  Check out that awesome AR-15 Mod Kit!  Fuck, it almost looks exactly like an AR-15.  Why, if you were to put the two next to each other, I'd probably be unable to tell the difference. 

I wonder if the mod kit takes away the full-auto capabilities of the AK in order to more closely match the functionality of the firearm it is trying to imitate.

Fucking retards.

I hereby demand that anyone that majored in Journalism refrain from reporting on anything relating to:

• Firearms
• The Military
• Religion
• Not Having A Vibrating Buttplug way up your ass (right in front of your face)

* - Yes, the caption at the website describes that this is an American AR-15 but that doesn't explain why the fuck they'd have a picture of a cop carrying a fully-legal RIFLE as a visual aid to a story about the proliferation of AK-47s.

Turns out they had originally captioned the picture calling it an "AK-47 Type Rifle" so they are far, far more ignorant and mentally handicapped than I originally had given them credit for.  When will journalists realize they are actually less intelligent and worldly than the idiot rednecks they despise so much and that their degree does not, in fact, qualify them to explain ANYTHING except how much cock they'd like up their stupid asses.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 09:09 AM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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