December 17, 2009

Hey, NRSC! I Have Something To Say...

After DPUD's post yesterday on the folks at the NRSC lying about staying out of primaries, and this piece today, I have this to say to the shitheads who run the RNC/NRSC/RNCC:
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkk you. Fuck you with the laser claw of a pistol shrimp. Fuck you for being lying sacks of shit. Fuck you for meddling in primaries, and usually picking the least fucking appealing candidate to YOUR FUCKING BASE (you know, the fucking people who would be willing to volunteer for you). Fuck you for sabatoging conservative candidates. And fuck you in general for being lousy shitsuckers who would rather fuck your own people over the billiard table than, you know, FUCKING WIN A GENERAL ELECTION WITH CANDIDATES THAT AREN'T COMPLETELY IDIOTIC!

I mean, c'mon, you crashcockers of concession speeches. It's not as though your strategies worked in 2006 and 2008 (fuck you, Elizabeth Dole and John Ensign), so why not, in a cycle that looks very promising for us, FUCKING STAY AWAY and wait until the fucking primaries are over, mmmkkay?!/!?  How fucking difficult is that?

Look, you fucking fucklions of FAIL, did NY-23 not teach you anything? You cannot win with your strategies, lies, and shitty candidates. You cannot keep the GOP and the not-Obama crowd as an only slightly less leftist alternative and hope to win. You can no longer tell us to swallow a shitty candidate's bilge, because "the alternative is worse". You have to accept us conservatives, or spurn us at your own peril. You have to realize that you can no longer tell us to suck it up this time in the never realized hope that next time, will lead to a better alternative. Fuck that shit. Fuck it with a steamroller soaked in petting zoo animal waste.

We will no longer settle for your shit. We will no longer put off our future and the potential for a better tomorrow as a viable movement and ideology for a settlement with you idiots today. The time for taking your pill is over. And if you fuck with us, the crew that is more popular than you are right now, you do so at your own peril.

So fuck you, GOP Establishment. Fuck you hard and often and by somebody who knows how to do so. Fuck you for treating us like shit. Get the fuck on board with us, or spend a generation in the wilderness.

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