Look, I am not pleased that a Democrat won the PA12 race, but what really is pissing me off is the defeatism coming from our side after last night. Well, fuck defeatism. Fuck it so hard, it looks like a Kotex factory test lab.

Any fucking defeatists want to say the House is unwinnable? Then fuck you and go cry into your fucking fuckloserish fuckbags, you fucking fistfucked by failure fuckhymens of menarche! I have no fucking patience for those who fucking want to give up because a Democrat won in a fucking district that has been voting for Democrats since my Grandfather was blowing loads into frauleins all across the old country. Yeah, it sucks. But you know what you fucking do? You get the fuck back up, and you get the fuck back out there and fight another day, or go the fuck home and tell your cats how you tried.

No, I don't want defeatists. I fucking want people with me who will fucking tell the other side to get the fuck out of the fucking way, or get skullfucked so hard by conservatism and the freemarket that the load it blows into their brains upon le petit mort will introduce more sense into their heads than the shit socialism has told them was awesome. I fucking want people willing to fucking fight, eat bacon, and fuck fear so hard up its rectum (NTTAWWT) with the fucksaw of triumph that it will grow a new head, call it success, and cut off the one that is the loser.

So fuck you, defeatists. Fuck your loser ways. Fuck it so hard, that even afterward, bacon won't make me feel better.

Posted by: eddiebear at 11:04 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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