December 09, 2008

Closing Velocity

I wanted to give Cuffy's new project a plug, because I think it'll be a valuable tool to have when the issue of missile defense comes up.  Cuffy works for a contractor that works on development for our missile defense program, so he has a true insider perspective, be sure to keep Closing Velocity bookmarked.  I'll update the moronroll when I'm not feeling lazy and remember to update it.

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November 28, 2008

Blogger Down! Blogger Down!

Last night, I was over at my parents' house for the evening portion of Thanksgiving. All was well and good, until I volunteered to help bring up the leftovers from the basement refrigerator.

I had in one hand the glass bowl of stuffing. As I started to walk up the steps, I tripped upward, dropped the glass bowl, which then broke, with my momentum causing me to fall hands first onto the glass.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

I never knew what having a giant shard of glass in my bloody hand felt like until last night. Now I do, and I never want to have that happen again. All the while, my cousin's twin boys just stared at the carnage, saying, "Wow! That looks like it hurts." Ahh. 8 year olds!

Anyway, no stitches were needed, but I do need to keep it heavily bandaged until a good scab develops, and my typing has to be curtailed, so I may be away for a while.

And what really sucks is that my injured hand is my right hand, which I use for "cleaning the prostate".

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November 07, 2008

The Doubleplusundead Twitterfeed

I set up a Twitter account for updates to the site, in case you're interested. 

I'll still be Twittering over here, though. 

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November 04, 2008

Election Day HQ

Here you go, feel free to speculate aimlessly and wildly, mee.nu's been having issues, if it goes down again, go to CB's or Linc's, it's being hosted there.


http://www.meebo.com/rooms

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October 30, 2008

Worst action movie titles

The Hostages are having another epic thread, be sure to drop by and offer your own suggestions.

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October 28, 2008

Cuffy's racist video



Comrade Cuffy, please report to sensitivity camp.

(Via Cuffy's racist hateblog.)

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October 24, 2008

Moron of the Day: A Day at the Museum

Did you know that the Field Museum in Chicago allowed after-hours private parties for college students? I didn't but I'm glad they do:

Students of Northwestern's Kellogg School of Management reportedly got drunk, vomited on the floor, spit at people, passed out and threw things at Sue herself.

"There was definitely some inappropriate behavior that occurred at the event,'' said Northwestern spokesman Al Cubbage.

In an e-mail reprimand to her fellow students, Andrea Hanson, a vice president of the Kellogg Student Association, called the Sept. 26 party "an embarrassment.''

Hanson declined to elaborate Thursday, but in the e-mail to classmates she described how drunken students -- "already too overserved" -- forced the Field Museum to shut down the open bar to try to calm the situation.

Students smuggled in alcohol -- filling trash cans with empty bottles -- and some students "passed out in high-traffic areas,'' wrote Hanson, adding that "students were throwing things at a historic artifact: Sue, the Tyrannosaurus rex, which the Field Museum purchased for over $8.3 million.''

Reportedly, they won't be allowed to return without "Breathalyzers, high security, and chaperones."

Stay classy, Kellogg School of Management!

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October 15, 2008

Live Chat - FINAL Presidential Debate for Morons

Surprise! We're hosting live chat again for the final presidential debate. I tried really hard to get the Huckabee Show's FNC band as entertainment to warm up our event but they were um, busy. Darn the bad luck.

So instead, I found the live stream of the debate from Hulu.com (it is below the fold). You can watch it here, while we chat.

The debate starts at 9:00 pm EDT (8:00 pm CDT).

*** Chat application and streaming debate removed ***

Thanks for hanging out with us!

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October 04, 2008

Why wasn't I notified?

The Head of the Moron Union is apparently in my backyard today, blogging from a Sarah Palin rally.  Welcome to the Soviet of California, Ace!  Or, to put it in language you can more easily understand, "Yub-nub."

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October 02, 2008

Live Chat - VP Debate for Morons

Looks like I'll be your hostess with the mostest again tonight for any of you morons interested in chatting live during the vice-presidential debate.

Debate starts at 8:00pm (CDT) but I'll load the chat application around 7:00pm (CDT) for pre-debate cocktails. BYOBFV (bring your own bacon-flavored vodka)

http://www.meebo.com/rooms

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September 26, 2008

First Presidential Debate for Morons

Once again here at DPUD and at my place, we will be hosting a chat room during the live presidential debate held tonight at 8:00pm (CDT). Be sure to stop by later tonight and hang out with us. I'll be your hostess with the mostess.

Welcome to the live chat of the first presidential debate being held in Oxford, Mississippi, home of my Ole Miss Rebels.

http://www.meebo.com/rooms

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September 25, 2008

Fellow moron finalist in American Solutions video contest

That'd be JarvisW and Dark Hero vs. High Energy Prices, and he could use your vote.

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September 11, 2008

Attn: Morons in Texas and Gulf Coast Region

Ike Pictures, Images and Photos

Hurricane Ike is planning to pay y'all a visit in the next few days. Please evacuate if necessary, take care of you and yours and keep us posted on your status.

You'll be in our thoughts and prayers.

And for the record, I think Hurricane Ike should go die in a fire.

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September 06, 2008

More Palin/that other guy '08! gear

From our very own Alice H.  She went with my idea for a sticker/shirt/whatevah, so I'm gonna promote it, she did a nice job with it, so check 'em out.

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September 04, 2008

Update: Hey Morons! I'm Pimpin' Mah Blog

I'm co-hosting a live chat application on my site to cover the RNC speeches tonight. Free for all commenting from all morons. Stop on by and join in.

UPDATE: DPUD said I could host it here too. So jump in, morons. (Thanks, DPUD)

(doubleplusundead) Bumped for tonight's Convention events

(doubleplusundead)  I got no heads up that we're doing chat, but I thought I'd bump it again.

http://www.meebo.com/rooms

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September 02, 2008

See-Dub hangs it up

Weak.  I hope he sticks around and drops by now and then.

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August 31, 2008

Weekend open thread

Since there isn't much going on this weekend, I'm putting up an open thread.  Feel free to pimp your posts here.

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August 27, 2008

The freakshow

The internets, as we all know, can be a sordid place. My little corner of the Moronosphere is no exception, apparently. I say that not just because I'm engaging in some shameless linkwhoring here, but also because Google has been sending some, er, interesting people my way as of late.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/doubleplusundeadnu/google_freaks.jpg

Hey, that's just great.

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August 26, 2008

Open Thread/Link Pimping 8/26

Just on the off chance all of us here end up busy again today and nothing gets posted, sorry about yesterday again. If you've got something good, feel free to drop a link in the comments.

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August 25, 2008

*tap* *tap* *tap* This thing on?

Sorry about the lack of updates today, guess everyone was busy.  I'm catching up now, so I'll put something up soon.  Consider this an open thread where you can pimp any post you want.

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