October 21, 2009
The glitterati and literati got all wee-wee'd up this autumn over a Swedish Hollywood Housewife with an irresistible name. Anna Anka caused a hullabaloo by suggesting that being a housewife might be a worthy goal for Swedish women.
The gasps of horror echoed from the corridors of think tanks to the editorial offices of daily papers. "She praises Islamist ideals," lamented the Social Democratic Women's Federation. But she had her fans, too. One pundit wrote that the best formula for a happy marriage is a working husband with a genuine housewife
When I first arrived in Stockholm and had not yet found work, Swedish women would ask me if I intended to be a "lyxhustru" (luxury housewife). The hostility in their tone was easy to detect.
"They're just jealous," sniffed Ms. Anka, at the reaction she provoked by extolling the virtues of being a trophy wife rather than a feminist soldier in the workforce.
October 13, 2009
September 29, 2009
September 09, 2009
At first he wrote that he thought they were afraid, and then seemed to start thinking maybe they're trying to tie her to anti-Obamacare because she's so stupid and unpopular.
Interesting either way, but I don't think it matters either way.
Update:I put the rest under the fold, it's too long. I need a couple layers of editors.
H/T Ace via Veeshir
(edited for stray apostrophe, I know there are misspellings in there, I did it on purpose)
September 05, 2009
And this photo sums it up nicely:
Thanks to Java Joe
August 24, 2009
August 14, 2009
(update h/t Cowboy Blob who I called Cowboy Bob for the first year I read his blog)
August 02, 2009
July 30, 2009
I was looking at our referrals, and noticed that we got one from Google Blog Search. The search term was "ass fuck" (no quotes). Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, we are the sixth hit for "ass fuck" on Google Blog Search.
Apparently there's an old post where the words "ass" and "fuck" make frequent appearance, and that's what is driving all these hits. So first, I'd like to apologize to anyone who was looking for some sort of visual aid to assist with your punching of the clown, and had your junk immediately and viciously recede into your abdomen upon viewing our crappy little moronblog, but then again, why the fuck are you looking for porn on Google Blog Search to begin with? There are probably millions of places that'd give you better search results. Porn is of course strictly prohibited by our host, but if you're looking to see something obscene, I mean a really brutal ass-pounding, this might be, ahem, up your alley.
I'd also take this time to note that as I was reading Alice's email, the Gmail ticker had up an ESPN story on Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress testifying before the grand jury...
July 29, 2009
June 05, 2009
Conservative: Republican, what is your profession?
GOPer: Uh, I, uh, belch forth tired talking points that, uh, I don't even really believe in anymore.
...er, I'm a Communications Director...
A homeless man was arrested Thursday, accused of masturbating on the roof of the Pink Panther Nightclub and Showbar in Dunedin, according to a police report.
April 13, 2009
March 12, 2009
March 09, 2009
First: Oxford Grad Rachel Maddow can't get a Congressman's name correct.
Next: Unreported Shoe Tossing.
Seriously, I have been dealing with some rather serious stuff at home, so I have missed a lot.
March 01, 2009
February 15, 2009
December 21, 2008
December 12, 2008
According to the police report, Anna allegedly hurled a piece of ice at Paul that hit him in the head. Paul went to the hospital to get the resulting wound closed up with two staples, then later returned home to find no sign of Anna.
The police report says Paul called authorities and reported her missing. When Anna eventually returned home, cops became aware of the situation and arrested her for domestic battery. The Ventura County D.A.'s office rejected the case.
Stolen from the comments section.
December 10, 2008
Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.(h/t)
Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
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