October 21, 2009

The Patron Saint Of The Moronosphere Is Married To A Scandi?

I'll be in my bunk for the next twenty years.

The glitterati and literati got all wee-wee'd up this autumn over a Swedish Hollywood Housewife with an irresistible name. Anna Anka caused a hullabaloo by suggesting that being a housewife might be a worthy goal for Swedish women.

The gasps of horror echoed from the corridors of think tanks to the editorial offices of daily papers. "She praises Islamist ideals," lamented the Social Democratic Women's Federation. But she had her fans, too. One pundit wrote that the best formula for a happy marriage is a working husband with a genuine housewife

When I first arrived in Stockholm and had not yet found work, Swedish women would ask me if I intended to be a "lyxhustru" (luxury housewife). The hostility in their tone was easy to detect.

"They're just jealous," sniffed Ms. Anka, at the reaction she provoked by extolling the virtues of being a trophy wife rather than a feminist soldier in the workforce.

Posted by: eddiebear at 01:59 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
Post contains 175 words, total size 1 kb.

October 13, 2009

Moronblogger wins the Iowahawk Endowment for the Arts

US Citizen over at Traction Control, to my knowledge the Moronosphere's only Class III FFL, wins the award and the $33.18 grant. 

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 12:07 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
Post contains 30 words, total size 1 kb.

September 29, 2009


The Moron-in-Chief is on Twitter, as is Johnny Coldcuts.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 10:05 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
Post contains 10 words, total size 1 kb.

September 09, 2009

Same difference

Ace writes about the White House attacking Palin.

At first he wrote that he thought they were afraid, and then seemed to start thinking maybe they're trying to tie her to anti-Obamacare because she's so stupid and unpopular.

Interesting either way, but I don't think it matters either way.

Update:I put the rest under the fold, it's too long. I need a couple layers of editors.
H/T Ace via Veeshir
(edited for stray apostrophe, I know there are misspellings in there, I did it on purpose)

Posted by: Veeshir at 04:23 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
Post contains 384 words, total size 3 kb.

September 05, 2009

Charles Johnson Learns Not To Engage The Morons When A Debate Involves Facts, Or His Own Site

Seriously, watching Ace destroy the ponytailed freak and former conservative blogger is a thing of beauty.

And this photo sums it up nicely:

Thanks to Java Joe

Posted by: eddiebear at 03:54 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
Post contains 45 words, total size 1 kb.

August 24, 2009

It's mainly happy because he's older than me.

I'd like to wish a big ol' HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Gabriel Malor, who turns 87 today!

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 10:27 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
Post contains 24 words, total size 1 kb.

August 14, 2009

Now Those Are Stompy Shoes



(update h/t Cowboy Blob who I called Cowboy Bob for the first year I read his blog)

Posted by: Veeshir at 02:29 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
Post contains 23 words, total size 1 kb.

August 02, 2009

Guest posting at Right Wing News

Hawkins, after foolishly handing me the keys to Conservative Grapevine, decided to be even more foolish and hand me the keys to RWN for Sunday.  You can see my post here.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 02:01 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
Post contains 37 words, total size 1 kb.

July 30, 2009

So, I check my email this evening

From Alice H, an email entitled "Oh Dear..."

I was looking at our referrals, and noticed that we got one from Google Blog Search.  The search term was "ass fuck" (no quotes).  Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, we are the sixth hit for "ass fuck" on Google Blog Search.

Apparently there's an old post where the words "ass" and "fuck" make frequent appearance, and that's what is driving all these hits.  So first, I'd like to apologize to anyone who was looking for some sort of visual aid to assist with your punching of the clown, and had your junk immediately and viciously recede into your abdomen upon viewing our crappy little moronblog, but then again, why the fuck are you looking for porn on Google Blog Search to begin with?  There are probably millions of places that'd give you better search results.  Porn is of course strictly prohibited by our host, but if you're looking to see something obscene, I mean a really brutal ass-pounding, this might be, ahem, up your alley.

I'd also take this time to note that as I was reading Alice's email, the Gmail ticker had up an ESPN story on Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress testifying before the grand jury...

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 12:54 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
Post contains 210 words, total size 1 kb.

July 29, 2009

It's old

Dave @ Garfield Ridge has a youtube channel.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 10:20 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 10 words, total size 1 kb.

June 05, 2009

What he said

I'm obliged to link Jeff McAwesome's rant, not only for the casual swearing, or even the facecocking, but the 300 reference made me think of another scene as a representation of the the relationship between the GOP elite and the base,

Leonidas as the voice of the base, of course.  It'd sound about like this though,

Conservative: Republican, what is your profession?

GOPer: Uh, I, uh, belch forth tired talking points that, uh, I don't even really believe in anymore.


...er, I'm a Communications Director...

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 11:58 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
Post contains 86 words, total size 1 kb.

One Hobo Who Is Trying To Emulatre Teh Morons Instead Of Hiding From Them

Ace must have gone soft on this one, since he sees a fellow traveler.

A homeless man was arrested Thursday, accused of masturbating on the roof of the Pink Panther Nightclub and Showbar in Dunedin, according to a police report.

Posted by: eddiebear at 12:36 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
Post contains 54 words, total size 1 kb.

April 13, 2009

At Walter Reed

Jonn Lilyea spent last week there having surgery done, and reports that care there is pretty damn good.  We'll just hope that the Democrats don't need to pay off more political cronies so it stays that way.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 04:26 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 40 words, total size 1 kb.

March 12, 2009

The perfect place

If we're gonna have another Moron Meet-Up in Southern California, we should, um, "go" here.

Posted by: Sean M. at 02:39 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
Post contains 18 words, total size 1 kb.

March 09, 2009

Things You Missed During The Limbaugh Scuffle

Given the desire of the media to play PR Agents for the O-Ministration, some other developments seemed to have slipped under the radar. Maybe I should start a sometimes recurring segment on events the media just plum forgo about.

First: Oxford Grad Rachel Maddow can't get a Congressman's name correct.

Next: Unreported Shoe Tossing.

Any others?

Seriously, I have been dealing with some rather serious stuff at home, so I have missed a lot.

Posted by: eddiebear at 12:44 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
Post contains 81 words, total size 1 kb.

March 01, 2009

Free blogart for morons!

If you're an AoS Moron, and could use some banner or site art, let Unrepentant Geek know, if you've been reading our crappy little blog for a while, you probably remember our old kickass banner, that'd be his work.  God help him if the Hostages make a request...

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 01:05 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
Post contains 52 words, total size 1 kb.

February 15, 2009

Congwats, O Stoaty One!

Be sure to drop by and say congrats.  Obligatory,

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 08:09 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
Post contains 13 words, total size 1 kb.

December 21, 2008

If you're a poker-playing moron

Francase Place is where you wanna go.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 09:22 AM | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 12 words, total size 1 kb.

December 12, 2008

Troubling News In The Moronosphere

Turns out Paul Anka's wife was arrested today.

According to the police report, Anna allegedly hurled a piece of ice at Paul that hit him in the head. Paul went to the hospital to get the resulting wound closed up with two staples, then later returned home to find no sign of Anna.

The police report says Paul called authorities and reported her missing. When Anna eventually returned home, cops became aware of the situation and arrested her for domestic battery. The Ventura County D.A.'s office rejected the case.

Stolen from the comments section.

Posted by: eddiebear at 04:51 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
Post contains 99 words, total size 1 kb.

December 10, 2008

Let the Ace-o-Spades Lifestyletm work for you!

If I know you all, and I think I do, I know that the Val-u-Rite vodka is plentiful over the holiday season.  And, while I know nne of you will admit it here, sometimes there are a few cases of the stuff left that you just can't finish.  Here are 18 things you can do with that leftover vodka besides drinking it or throwing it at neighbors.  Some examples:

Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 01:05 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
Post contains 124 words, total size 1 kb.

<< Page 2 of 7 >>
40kb generated in CPU 0.05, elapsed 0.2779 seconds.
59 queries taking 0.2444 seconds, 165 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.