October 30, 2008

Worst action movie titles

The Hostages are having another epic thread, be sure to drop by and offer your own suggestions.

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October 28, 2008

Cuffy's racist video

Comrade Cuffy, please report to sensitivity camp.

(Via Cuffy's racist hateblog.)

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October 24, 2008

Moron of the Day: A Day at the Museum

Did you know that the Field Museum in Chicago allowed after-hours private parties for college students? I didn't but I'm glad they do:

Students of Northwestern's Kellogg School of Management reportedly got drunk, vomited on the floor, spit at people, passed out and threw things at Sue herself.

"There was definitely some inappropriate behavior that occurred at the event,'' said Northwestern spokesman Al Cubbage.

In an e-mail reprimand to her fellow students, Andrea Hanson, a vice president of the Kellogg Student Association, called the Sept. 26 party "an embarrassment.''

Hanson declined to elaborate Thursday, but in the e-mail to classmates she described how drunken students -- "already too overserved" -- forced the Field Museum to shut down the open bar to try to calm the situation.

Students smuggled in alcohol -- filling trash cans with empty bottles -- and some students "passed out in high-traffic areas,'' wrote Hanson, adding that "students were throwing things at a historic artifact: Sue, the Tyrannosaurus rex, which the Field Museum purchased for over $8.3 million.''

Reportedly, they won't be allowed to return without "Breathalyzers, high security, and chaperones."

Stay classy, Kellogg School of Management!

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October 15, 2008

Live Chat - FINAL Presidential Debate for Morons

Surprise! We're hosting live chat again for the final presidential debate. I tried really hard to get the Huckabee Show's FNC band as entertainment to warm up our event but they were um, busy. Darn the bad luck.

So instead, I found the live stream of the debate from Hulu.com (it is below the fold). You can watch it here, while we chat.

The debate starts at 9:00 pm EDT (8:00 pm CDT).

*** Chat application and streaming debate removed ***

Thanks for hanging out with us!

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October 04, 2008

Why wasn't I notified?

The Head of the Moron Union is apparently in my backyard today, blogging from a Sarah Palin rally.  Welcome to the Soviet of California, Ace!  Or, to put it in language you can more easily understand, "Yub-nub."

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October 02, 2008

Live Chat - VP Debate for Morons

Looks like I'll be your hostess with the mostest again tonight for any of you morons interested in chatting live during the vice-presidential debate.

Debate starts at 8:00pm (CDT) but I'll load the chat application around 7:00pm (CDT) for pre-debate cocktails. BYOBFV (bring your own bacon-flavored vodka)


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