December 21, 2008

If you're a poker-playing moron

Francase Place is where you wanna go.

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December 12, 2008

Troubling News In The Moronosphere

Turns out Paul Anka's wife was arrested today.

According to the police report, Anna allegedly hurled a piece of ice at Paul that hit him in the head. Paul went to the hospital to get the resulting wound closed up with two staples, then later returned home to find no sign of Anna.

The police report says Paul called authorities and reported her missing. When Anna eventually returned home, cops became aware of the situation and arrested her for domestic battery. The Ventura County D.A.'s office rejected the case.

Stolen from the comments section.

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December 10, 2008

Let the Ace-o-Spades Lifestyletm work for you!

If I know you all, and I think I do, I know that the Val-u-Rite vodka is plentiful over the holiday season.  And, while I know nne of you will admit it here, sometimes there are a few cases of the stuff left that you just can't finish.  Here are 18 things you can do with that leftover vodka besides drinking it or throwing it at neighbors.  Some examples:

Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

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December 09, 2008

Closing Velocity

I wanted to give Cuffy's new project a plug, because I think it'll be a valuable tool to have when the issue of missile defense comes up.  Cuffy works for a contractor that works on development for our missile defense program, so he has a true insider perspective, be sure to keep Closing Velocity bookmarked.  I'll update the moronroll when I'm not feeling lazy and remember to update it.

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