December 21, 2008
December 12, 2008
Troubling News In The Moronosphere
Turns out Paul Anka's wife was arrested today.
According to the police report, Anna allegedly hurled a piece of ice at Paul that hit him in the head. Paul went to the hospital to get the resulting wound closed up with two staples, then later returned home to find no sign of Anna.
The police report says Paul called authorities and reported her missing. When Anna eventually returned home, cops became aware of the situation and arrested her for domestic battery. The Ventura County D.A.'s office rejected the case.
Stolen from the comments section.
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There must be a mistake, maybe they meant to say "ice bucket" instead of "a piece of ice ". Maybe she needs a contract in the majors.
Posted by: mare at December 12, 2008 05:58 PM (X1fsj)
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December 10, 2008
Let the Ace-o-Spades Lifestyletm work for you!
If I know you all, and I think I do, I know that the Val-u-Rite vodka is plentiful over the holiday season. And, while I know nne of you will admit it here, sometimes there are a few cases of the stuff left that you just can't finish.
Here are 18 things you can do with that leftover vodka besides drinking it or throwing it at neighbors. Some examples:
Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth
of healthy hair.
To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
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Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at
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Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry
I prefer that in the original Homer Simpson
"Alcohol; the cause of and solution to all of life's problems".
Posted by: Veeshir at December 10, 2008 01:36 PM (zXUuJ)
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Maybe *you* have leftover Val-U-Rite, I never do. That's what kids are for.
Posted by: Alice H at December 10, 2008 01:36 PM (jRtPb)
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That list may be fine for standard vodkas, but it's clearly not extensive enough for the qualities of Val-U-Rite. Additional things you can do with Val-U-Rite:
When refinishing furniture or even a car, use as a paint stripper.
Tie bottle to the end of a string and use as hobo bait.
Use as a local anaesthesia for do-it-yourself elective surgery (NOT recommended for general anaesthesia unless someone else is doing the surgery).
Mix with milk and put outside in a bowl to eliminate issues with stray cats.
And many many more!
Posted by: Hermit Dave at December 10, 2008 02:04 PM (WhFvm)
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...sometimes there are a few cases of the stuff left that you just can't finish.Does. Not. Compute.
Posted by: Sean M. at December 11, 2008 03:30 AM (rLWHv)
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December 09, 2008
Closing Velocity
I wanted to give
Cuffy's new project a plug, because I think it'll be a valuable tool to have when the issue of missile defense comes up. Cuffy works for a contractor that works on development for our missile defense program, so he has a true insider perspective, be sure to keep Closing Velocity bookmarked. I'll update the moronroll when I'm not feeling lazy
and remember to update it.
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