Obama Is So Awesome, He Is Creating New ZIP Codes To Receive His Stimulus Cash

I mean, this has to be an accident, right?

Closer examination of the latest recovery.gov report for New Mexico shows hundreds of thousands of dollars sent to and credited with creating jobs in zip codes that do not exist in New Mexico or anywhere else. Moreover, funds reported as being spent in New Mexico were given zip codes corresponding to areas in Washington and Oregon.

Wow. I give Sheriff Joe a Solid B+ for keeping track of the money.

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John Kerry: Not Wanted Anywhere

Oh, this is too fucking good. As much as I hate the Mad Mullahs, the fact that even they don't want to see him is fucking hilarious.

"Members of the Iranian parliament's Foreign Relations Committee (a subcommittee of the parliament's National Security and Foreign Policy Commission) voiced opposition to the request after studying the issue," Head of the Committee Hassan Ebrahimi told FNA.

Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Ramin Mehman-Parast last week confirmed reports that John Kerry has filed a request for visiting Tehran.

"Since it (the request) is for a parliamentary visit, the issue has been referred to the parliament. The legislative officials are studying the case and they are in charge for providing a response," Mehman-Parast said at a weekly press conference here in Tehran on Tuesday.

Earlier, the US daily Wall Street Journal had reported that the Massachusetts Democrat is considering an emissary trip to Iran.

...Last Tuesday Iranian Parliament Speaker Ali Larijani advised Senator Kerry to end the United States' hostile policies towards the Islamic Republic, particularly regarding the nuclear issue, instead of paying a visit to the country.

Again, I hate the Mullahs. They are scum and need to go fuck themselves with fire. But the fact they stiffed John Kerry is funnier than my last attempt to get my wife to agree to some "alone time".

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Protip

Hey, Washington Post? It's considered polite to wipe your chin once you're done swallowing.

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Where I Politely, Courteously, And Respectfully Debate A Complete Dickfister

Just see what the Jawas found.

My polite response:
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I Give Charles Johnson A Solid B+ For His Mental Stability And Understanding Of The Law

You don't really want to fucking start defending a dude who advocates what this guy advocates, do you? Do you? Oh boy.

And them, you threaten to sue anybody and everybody who mocks you? Good luck on that one, pal. Last time I checked, libel and slander have fairly high standards, especially for a person who could be considered a public figure. But go ahead and write that retainer check to a lawyer. You can't sell enough kindles and crappy calendars to pay for that. And I bet Jim Hoft is not afraid of you, so get back in that van, pal.

(doubleplusundead) Charles the Mad's latest swing of the Banhammer of Dissent Crushing.  It has a +1 against common sense and logic, you know.

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Fuck You, "Bush Knew" Crowd!

Fuck you with the Presidential Daily Brief. Fuck you for claiming that any President could know exactly everything at every time before it happens. Fuck you for trying to defend this from Obama while claiming "BUSH KNEW"! And fuck you, Jersey Girls and 9/11 conspiracy buffs, for cashing in on BUSH KNEW!, while staying silent here.

And fuck you, lefties, for damaging intelligence. Fuck you with a carbomb tipped with a condom.

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