"We, as citizens must, at some point, ignore partisanship"

In which, the pot calls the kettle incredibly fucking retarded:



I just threw up a little in my mouth.

(Via Moron Central.)

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Retrograde

From the San Diego Union-Tribune.

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Stupid hippies

And, yes, I know that it's old.  That doesn't mean it's not funny.



(Inspired by this.)

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Keep talking, guys

We're going to ride to victory on their wave of hate.  They can't help themselves.  They truly have no self-control.  And this doesn't even scratch the surface of what's out there when it comes to leftist/media/nutroots smears of Gov Palin and her family.  And the election is a good ways away.

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More people shot and killed in the streets of Chicago than soldiers killed in Iraq in same time period

I thought Chicago's gun bans would stop all this mindless killing?  Guess not, and please note, this is just people killed with firearms.  Murders committed with knives and other weapons aren't politically relevant to CBS in Chicago, so they don't need to be reported.  Around 125 people have been shot and killed, and another 265 shot and wounded this summer in Chicago. 

(h/t)

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The Change Show Trials We Need

Want a glimpse of the Hope, Change, and post-partisan unity that an Obama administration would bring to America? Well, here you go, courtesy of Mr. Hairplugs himself:

Mr Biden said at an event in Deerfield Beach, Florida: “If there has been a basis upon which you can pursue someone for a criminal violation, they will be pursued, not out of vengeance, not out of retribution, out of the need to preserve the notion that no one, no attorney general, no president - no one is above the law."

But of course, it wouldn't be a case of "vengeance" or "retribution." And I'm sure it has nothing whatsoever to do with getting the nutroots, MoveOn, and the Code Pinkos riled up because they've repeatedly received lumps of coal in their Fitzmas stockings, being disappointed by everything from the lack of a KKKarl Rove frogmarch to their new Messiah's vote on wiretapping. Riiiiight. Whatever you say, chief.

His statement is the strongest indication yet that an Obama administartion might seek legal redress against the Presidetn [sic] George W. Bush. It could undermine Mr Obama’s message of bipartisanship and moving beyond the battles over Iraq.

For reals? You mean all that is just a bunch of bullshit?  I'm, like, totally disillusioned.

God, I'm glad the base is finally fired up about beating these clowns, and I can't wait for the debates, where Palin will hopefully make Biden look like a rambling buffoon and McCain will mop the floor with "Um, uh, the cost is, um," Captain Bullshit.

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RINOs lamenting Palin pick

There are no words to describe how happy it makes me that RINOs like Arlen Specter and  Christine Todd Whitman are unhappy about the Palin pick.  Specter is still bitching about us movement conservatives trying to unseat him with Pat Toomey, and we would have won too if it weren't for Bush, the idiot.

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Bye-bye, Kwame!

Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is expected to plead guilty to two felonies, pay up $1 million in fines, lose his law license, his seat as mayor and will spend four months in the pokey as the result of a plea bargain.  That took way too long, guy should have been thrown out of office months (years?) ago.

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Why Not Mock Olbermann Even More?

This may or may not be old news, but Keith Olbermann's growing paranoia and Messiah Complex are becoming too comical for words. I know he is back in NYC to "cover the hurricanes", but something more is going on. Hell, if even half of this NY Post Gossip Column is true, Olbermann will soon enough be drinking only distilled water and rambling on about "precious bodily fluids."

Olbermann - upset to be anchoring at the Democratic National Convention from an outdoor set near Denver's train station - "announced that his bosses [had] better find a more secure location for him to broadcast from at the Republican National Convention [in St. Paul, Minn.] or he's not going," one insider said. "He thinks someone will assassinate him." MSNBC had no comment.

Umm....Keith, you have to be important to even be a target for hitmen, not some one-pump chump who hides from a debate. Also, there are about 8 zillion cops around both convention sites, so I doubt Leon The Professional would even be able to get to you if he wanted to.

It gets better:

Even before he left New York, the biggest mouth at MSNBC was worried about his safety. When a car was late to take him to the airport, Olbermann threatened via e-mail to stay home, another insider told Page Six. The blowhard whined to producers, "I could have been attacked on the street."

This brings to mind two points: Olbermann feels that he is in the same cohort as other true heroes who fought The Man and suffered greatly. People like Mandela, Dr. King, Any Russian/Chinese/Arab blogger facing arrest and torure, John Lewis (who faced Bull Connor's thugs on several occasions), Walesa, and Solzhenitsyn all risked everything to take on oppression or discrimination. Olby is just a 3rd rate failed sports jock who can spew bile from behind a desk without fear of reprisal. And to try to use a word like "assassinate" in relation to his show is an insult to those who really did "speak truth to power".

And secondly, Olbermann must really think he is so important, and so much of a menace to the Chimpy McBushitler that the Secret Service or Blackwater would want to take him out. That alone would be delusional thinking.

What I really think is going on is that somebody at MSNBC, or Olby himself, realized that his tactic of never interviewing a conservative, or having to debate and face live blowback for his words would not hold true this week. He would not be able to go four nights in Minneapolis without having to face a Republican, and somebody at 30 Rock feared something embarassing for the network would take place. And watching their Franchise Player embarass himself would have been a hit MSNBC suits wouldn't have wanted.

But, I just love an ego trip this big. It makes the fall even greater. And, someday, Keith will fall on his face, like he has everywhere else.

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You sure are, buddy. You sure are.

"I am a gullible dork."

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The most dangerous place to be is between Chuck Schumer and a camera

Seems ol' Chuck has pissed off some people with his shameless attention whoring at the Denver Convention.  Oh, and real classy what you did to Gov. Paterson there, you smacktard.

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