October 09, 2009
Initially, I was just going to mock President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, but then this goatse loving Black Belt Wearing Assfister had to open his mouth.
"The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists - the Taliban and Hamas this morning - in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize," DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO. "Republicans cheered when America failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize - an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride - unless of course you are the Republican Party.
"The 2009 version of the Republican Party has no boundaries, has no shame and has proved that they will put politics above patriotism at every turn. It's no wonder only 20 percent of Americans admit to being Republicans anymore - it's an embarrassing label to claim," Woodhouse said.
OK, Mr. Woodhouse, let me respond:
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You! Fuck you yesterday, today, and tomorrow up your circumcised with a potato peeler dick with a powerwasher loaded with meth addled Portia Spiders.
Who the fuck are you to throw around the "President's Critics=Traitors" bullshit after the eight years of stupidity, where your side defended and praised rooting for DEFEAT AND DEATH IN A FUCKING WAR, just to score political points? Who the fuck are you to claim that I, as a critic of Obama, want to see this country suffer, while your side treated every lost job, flag-draped coffin, stock market drop, or uptick in oil prices as a chance to start measuring the drapes in the Big Boy Office? Who the fuck are you to sit there and smugly claim that satire and mockery of the President no longer is justified, after what you said and did for eight years? And who the fuck are you to tell me that my exercising of my First Amendment Rights puts me in league with people who torture and kill, shoot rockets at schools, behead people just for earing too short of a burqa, and burn little girls with acid if they want to learn how to read? I would say a comment as foolish as the one you uttered was beneath contempt, but since you already have to look up to see contempt, I guess that is an upgrade for you.
No, Mr. Woodhouse, I love my country too much. I love my country to the point that I will indeed praise the President for his award, despite the misgivings and humor over it I share with many on my side. I love my country and the true hope it can inspire as the shining City On The Hill, and will not tolerate any attempts to diminish her. And therein lies why I can't stand the Nobel Peace Prize, the Committee that seems to value people who wish to knock American Exceptionalism down a peg or six, and the message this award truly sends.
Mr. Woodhouse, this award has served to validate people who fail to see the United States as something special, as a beacon of hope and opportunity, and as a force for freedom around the world, a something for which I will never apologize, and will continue to yell from the rooftops. And for you to tie me to terrorists because I mock the award? Well then, let's review my trerrorism:
*Supporting the lone truly modern, free, and liberal society (Israel) in the Middle East (excluding Iraq), the same Israel that produced a Nobel Prize winner herself? Give me my kaffiyeh.
*Wanting to see Iran not get nuclear missiles that threaten the world, and especially the USA and Israel and the Mad Mullahs ousted? ULULULULULLULULLULULLU!!
*Supporting people yearning to live free of tyranny, fear, and oppression, honoring our alliances, and wishing to see American force projected around the world so that the shitheels of the world will think twice about starting trouble?? Where is my rocket launcher?
*And not apologizing for the sacrifices generations past have made to make this country the greatest ever, so much so that people still want to come here, live here, and provide a better life for them and their family? I just signed the mortgage papers for my cave in DurkaDurkaLand.
Mr. Woodhouse, America is a great country, regardless of who runs it. In fact, the current President does indeed offer the hope to many that regardless of how humble your origins were, you can become anything, even a shitty President. But you and your ilk are fucking things up so bad, and wishing for all of us to live lesser lives, just to make it "fair", that I will not stand for it. You seem content to let bad guys exert their power, for whatever reason, and actually call us traitors and terrorists? Go to hell, and let Satan rape you with his pitchfork while you are there.
In closing, Mr. Woodhouse, I present to you the words of Ayn Rand regarding freedom and tyranny, and why I will never let the exceptionalism of our freddom die out without a fight, since you probably skipped over them to beat off to Das Kapital.
Look, it is very hard to explain. It is almost impossible to convey to a free people what it is like to live in a totalitarian dictatorship. I can tell you a lot of details. I can never completely convince you, because you are free. It is in a way good that you can’t even conceive of what it is like. Certainly they have friends and mothers-in-law. They try to live a human life, but you understand it is totally inhuman. Try to imagine what it is like if you are in constant terror from morning till night and at night you are waiting for the doorbell to ring, where you are afraid of anything and everybody, living in a country where human life is nothing, less than nothing, and you know it. You don’t know who or when is going to do what to you because you may have friends who spy on you, where there is no law and any rights of any kind.
Mr. Woodhouse, since I am a terrorist for opposing Obama's Award, does that mean you endorse this shit? Think about it, and think twice about the labels you throw around.
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