August 06, 2009

I did a bad, bad thing

Yesterday, I sent what I now realize was an ill-considered e-mail to flag@whitehouse.gov wherein I thought it would be funny to send them this video as an example of "fishy" statements being made about President Obama's health care reform plans. "How clever," I thought to myself.

Well, the fine folks at the White House didn't appreciate my sense of humor, and, as Rahm (we're on a first-name basis now, after we came to "our little understanding") and the nice, large gentlemen from the SEIU got ready to board the helicopter said, "Nobody likes a smartass." Waving goodbye with my left arm—having clumsily slammed my own right arm in my car door several times during our little pow-wow—I agreed and bade them a fond farewell.

To make a long story short, most (if not all—oh, who am I kidding—all) of you who blog or comment here haven't been, well, exactly helpful on the topic of health care reform. As a result, I'm going to have to ask each and every one of you to leave your full names, addresses, Social Security numbers, phone numbers, and IP addresses in the comments to this post. Trust me, things will go much more smoothly if you cooperate. I mean, you have no idea how hard it was to type this using just my left hand.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/doubleplusundeadnu/obey-obama.jpg
If you're not part of the solution, well, let's just not go down that road...

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