1 **golf clap**

Snuck a little alliteration in there, did you?

2

"...footstool fuckers of fail"?

 

Dude.

3 Musical palate cleanser... nice touch.

4 Mozart's too good for those flying fuckfisters of flagellating fail.
Try this.

5 Yay! I knew eddie could cheer me up this morning. After Brown was defeated, because passing health care is too important, and Barney Frank needs the 60 vote cloture rule changed, and ...

Wait, what?

6

OH YEAH!!

Hey FUCKTARD LIBS????  CAN YOU HEAR US NOW????

MMMMM......MMMMMM.....MMMMM

Thanks, eddiebear!!

 

 

7 Thanks, I've been looking forward to that.

1 Is this a joke?  Some fucking moron at Coakley HQ actually leaned back in chair, motioned for silence in the room, and said "I have it.  This can NOT fail.  This ad will take us across the line!" and then everyone in the room cheered?

REALLY? 

I knew there were stupid people in the world, but, fuck me.  wow.

2 naw, it's satire

3 To be fair, it's pretty close to the actual ads she's running.

I particularly love the ones that mention 14 times in a 30-second spot that Brown is a Republican (as in ... an eeeviilll Republican that wants to give your babies' lollipops to the rich and feed grandma cat food).

Also, the ones featuring the eeevillll!1!!!11 Bush, Cheney, Limbaugh and Palin are great, too.

Worst. Campaign. Evah!

4

Eddie Bear:  Where the heck* is the diatribe that we are so accustomed to here?  Are you losing your skill set in mockery and vulgarities?  Shame on you.

*He!! and other words like Fusk (yeah, my mama taught me not to use those special 4 letter words that Eddie uses so well).

5 ^don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Trust me

6 I hate the Stew Blork Pankees. I'm sending Martha some money. Oh wait, I'm not a rich lobbyist, wonder if she accepts donations under 10k dollars.

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