Just because...

Nothing is catching me today news-wise, so I'm just posting links to two random moronblogs I like,

Alice H posts great pictures from the city of Denver here and there at her site, and are always something nice to look at. 

Dan Ruwe's site Right Minds is another site to go to, it tends not to be up to the minute news stories, but he looks at conservative philosophy and the political scene in a pleasant to read manner, even on those occasions you don't agree with his conclusions.  It's almost always constructive, which I like, it's a nice change from my oft pessimistic ranting of late.

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Eddiebear's birthday

As celebrated by the Hostages.

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Congrats Attila!

Dear God, if these three make a show together, and the show Paris Hilton proposed with Lindsey Lohan, Denise Richards and Britney Spears comes together, and the two meet, it may well implode the universe.

Thwacked with the throne.

Obama's chocolate salty balls?

Cute, just keep this guy away.

We know better than you.

...then the Nutroots quickly leaped to Reggie Jackson's defense, declaring him a progressive anti-Zionist, and that there was nothing wrong with that.

Video of Gitmo detainee released by his lawyer, and just a little reminder, this cockroach killed a US soldier with a grenade.

Interesting.

DC fascists continue to do everything in their power to deny Constitutional rights to DC residents.  Moar on DC fascism.

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Wisconsin must be the most messed up place evar.

iPhone mathematics.

Culture of Corruption in PA

Dude

Interesting story

FAIL

Oldie but a goodie.

Thanks, Nancy!

A little midday St. Andrew delivered FAIL

Contrary to what most of the left thinks, the Army isn't full of tards.

Moar environmentalist stupidity.

Wow, that is not good

Story for Francase.

Also, be sure to offer music selections for Moronosphere Free Radio, or if your interested in doing a podcast, check in with chad.

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Just a few things

I've wrapped up my week of posting at Conservative Grapevine, and I'd like to thank John Hawkins for the opportunity to post there, it was nice to reach out to a new audience. 

If anyone is wondering, no, I haven't abandoned the Moronosphere links or my crapblog, I'll be back to full posting and the links will be back.  I'll probably do the next links tomorrow.

One other thing to mention, chad at KURUlounge has launched Moronosphere Free Radio.  He already has a playlist and podcast up, if you'd like to create a playlist or do a podcast yourself, drop by KURUlounge and find out how.

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The Moronosphere defined

Over at Urban Dictionary:

That sector of cyberspace which is home to the slack jawed troglodytes, knuckle draggers, and hopelessly reactionary among the world's netizens.

I think that covers it pretty well, though I have to deduct points for failure to mention cheap booze and/or hobo hunting.  Otherwise, spot on.

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Moron of the Day: John Paul Stevens

Categorize this quote in the "you can't make this shit up" section:

The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to regulate civilian uses of weapons.

Why, it's almost as if the constitution was written entirely to constrain the powers of government and preserve the freedom individuals. Why, when I look at the bill of rights, I notice there are several "limits to the tools available to elected officials' relating to no less than 10 different topics!

1. The [Surpreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to regulate civilian uses of speech and the press.
2. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to regulate civilian uses of weapons.
3. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to house military men and equipment in civilian homes.
4. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to search individuals' homes and persons in order to prevent crime.
5. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to convict a criminal of a crime, force the accused to admit guilt or take land for public use.
6. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to try crimes in the most convenient and efficient manner possible, regardless of speed or method of conviction.
7. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to arbitrarily decide civil suits by judicial decree.
8. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to torture and bankrupt criminals in whatever way is deemed necessary.
9. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to take any rights from the people not herein protected.
10. The [Supreme] Court would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to usurp the rights of states or people that are not explicitely given to the Federal Government.

Does any of that sound ludicrous to you?  And this guy is supposedly a constitutional scholar?  Where'd he go to college, the University of Marx?  What an unbelievable dipshit. 

John Paul Stevens, you're not only Moron of the Day (a dubious honor), you're a fucking retard.  Enjoy your helmet and mashed vegetables, mouthbreather.

more...

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Two towns.

Heh.

History repeats.

Sweet.

Dirty squirrels.

Funneh.

Obama the Jedi.

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A message from your Moronosphere Chamber of Commerce

Are you a busy Moron like me?  (Just say "yes," because it'll make the premise for this whole post easier, okay?)  If you answered "yes" to that question, and I know you did, I'm sure you've often wondered if there was a company out there that could handle both your discount liquor and real estate appraisal needs.  Because, really, who has time to make two trips?

Well, my friends, you don't have to wonder any more!

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Stupid Congress.

Dirty.

Hot.

Score.

Nice pic.

Awesome.

Oops!

Dang!

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A suggestion

Somebody with a little more computer know-how than I've got (okay, a lot more) should throw together a quiz like this one to test how much of a Moron you are.  You know, how much Val-U-Rite you drink, how many hobos you stalk and kill each week, etc.

I scored 63%, by the way.

(Via Dan Collins.)

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Slubkid number two! Congrats Slublog!

Moronosphere Free Radio comes July 4th.  Join up if you're interested.

Origin of Moron.

Bitey.

Heh.

FAIL

Funneh.

Anyone surprised by this?  No?  I'm not.

Democrat talk about how the oil would take years to access?  Bullshit!

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Anyone want to help chad out?  I'll try and come up with something, I can usually come up with images, but the more people with ideas, the better.

bmac looks at Carlin and his career, the Man of Substance remembers working as a stagehand at Carlin's shows.

Where we are globally with oil consumption.

Oh, yeah, that'll happen.

Stay away from drugs, kids.

Hacks.

What, you weren't before?

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What do Pastor Hagee and Paris Hilton have in common?

Giant Moon Pie!

More of the same.

Liberal fascism.

Atheists, don't be this guy.

Kimchi and paparazzi.

YARRGH!

I rearry rike this guy!

You can never escape.

RACIST!!!

RAC...UH, UM...SELLOUT!!!

Britain:  Our eugenics, let us show you them.

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Hurricane Pinto makes landfall at The Hostages.

Funneh.

Our media has less credibility reporting on Afghanistan and Iraq than Baghdad Bob.

Moar rock arts!

Just wrong.

The GOP is always going to have this problem unless every damn bit of music they use in campaigns is super old or country.

Attention whore arrested.

Of course, he's allowed, there's a hierarchy here, Jesus>Saint

Heh.

Just fucking great.

Place to go if I ever step foot in the Soviet of Philly again.

Ice!

This is a good move, it forces the Democrats to do the actual censoring, so they can't have some faceless bureaucrat who will never be held accountable do it for them.

Revelation.

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EPIC FAIL

Moar bad science!

Oh snap!

Fucking hate "dialog."

FAIL

Tolerance.

Funneh.

Mead + Catapult = Win!

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Told ya.  Oh, and if any morons are interested in meeting up with Old Iron, Lemur King, mesablue, and I think Eggman and Moron Pundit for a meeting of the morons in Detroit, drop a comment at The Bar Slaves.

Politicians are shameless corrupt tools, part 231,713,090,307,982,433,005 of a neverending series.

Heh.

OMG SCANDALOUS!

A very special parade.

*smack*

More human rights abuses from Yemen, so when does the UN Human Rights Commission or whatever the fuck it's called now pass their next resolution to condemn Israel, instead of condemning this shit?

Funneh.

Eep.

I'M OFFENDED!

Okay, that is pretty good, though Protein Wisdom has had some good ones too.

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FAIL

Funneh

*knock knock knock*

Philly sucks.

Do this, GOP.

Odinga and Obama.

Interesting situation.

Creepy.

Uh-oh, part 2.

Check out all of Barry in CO's pics.

Have fun.

DO NOT WANT

Is Olbermann the future of NBC "news?"

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What Would Obama Ban?

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Takedown.

Sad to see this happen.

A look at Allen West. 

Tread lightly, conservatives.

Uh-oh.

No, I'd say fascist vermin.

Probably too soon, but still obligatory for this site.

Hypocrisy.

Awesome.

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I like bmac's takedown of Spike Lee better than Roger L Simon's.

WTF?

Moar Nanny State.

Sick bastard.

Konichiwa.

Eternal flame to be extinguished?

Pork in boots.

The Pakistan problem.

Moar media propaganda.

Last day?

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