So, I check my email this evening

From Alice H, an email entitled "Oh Dear..."

I was looking at our referrals, and noticed that we got one from Google Blog Search.  The search term was "ass fuck" (no quotes).  Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, we are the sixth hit for "ass fuck" on Google Blog Search.

Apparently there's an old post where the words "ass" and "fuck" make frequent appearance, and that's what is driving all these hits.  So first, I'd like to apologize to anyone who was looking for some sort of visual aid to assist with your punching of the clown, and had your junk immediately and viciously recede into your abdomen upon viewing our crappy little moronblog, but then again, why the fuck are you looking for porn on Google Blog Search to begin with?  There are probably millions of places that'd give you better search results.  Porn is of course strictly prohibited by our host, but if you're looking to see something obscene, I mean a really brutal ass-pounding, this might be, ahem, up your alley.

I'd also take this time to note that as I was reading Alice's email, the Gmail ticker had up an ESPN story on Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress testifying before the grand jury...

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