August 05, 2009

Buh?

Holy Moley! Words fail me (Mark you calendars) so I'll just quote, point and laugh derisively.
A shopper was astonished when staff at Marks and Spencer demanded that she prove her age before she bought a pizza-cutter
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Staff are required to ask for identification from any customer who tries to buy alcohol or a bladed item and appears younger than 25.

(Points east, toward Britain)
Ha-ha./ Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Veeshir at 08:01 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I'm trying to ponder just how long you'd have to pizza cut someone to death, presuming you don't get a lucky shot at the jugular.

Good.  Fucking.  God. 

Posted by: alexthechick at August 05, 2009 08:21 AM (SHHaV)

2 Don't trouble yourself with the details, sweetheart. That's for me to know and you never to find out.

Posted by: Guido the Pizza Makin' Assassin at August 05, 2009 08:58 AM (c7esA)

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