July 08, 2010

All you California folks

Stay safe out there, sounds like Oakland is gonna see some rioting, who knows where it'll go, but let's hope it's contained, broken up quick and doesn't spread.

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July 06, 2010

BTW, I'll be posting at Linkiest this week

Linkiest (AKA The Artist Formerly Known As Conservative Grapevine) till Friday, be sure to check it out.

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June 20, 2010

Happy Father's Day

I know, it's a terrifying thought, but indeed some morons have reproduced...congrats on that...I guess.

Cheers to all the moron dads out there, it's a tough job, but someone has to raise the next generation of Val-U-Rite swilling, gun-toting, hobo-slaying wingnuts, and there's none better than you to do it.

Let us know if any of you guys get shirts.

(...but seriously, have a great Father's Day, we hope the day treats you well)

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March 09, 2010

Read my latest scribblings at RWN

Go read it, I command you.  Or something.  I guess.  Or sit around and wait for alex's next hotassery post, that works too.

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February 16, 2010

Color me miffed

Remember the awesomely cool D&D table I posted about last week. Don't try and deny it I know you guys all had geek-gasms over it.

Well, Ace posted about it today, which is cool, but did we get any link-love. Noooooo!!! Which tells me that Ace is dissing us and not reading DPUD. Should we declare war?

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December 05, 2009

Paul Anka In Another Domestic Dispute?

"Heartache", as Allah would say.

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December 04, 2009

What the hell is with all this productivity from morons lately?

Must be the economy, gotta get that Val-U-Rite money somewhere...two of you go and write novels, and obviously S. Weasel has her online store.  I was gonna joke and say, what next, the Moron-in-Chief opening a t-shirt shop and selling The Guys Got Shirts shirts...go figure.

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December 01, 2009

The Crap Tree

If you haven't read the Crap Tree story, be sure to do so.

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November 25, 2009

3rd Party?

In a longer post, Ace opines about how a possible third party candidate could help Obama win in 2012.

If the GOP runs someone like Mitt, "Ask me about my socialist health care plan" Romney or Mike "Christian socialist" (did I mention Christian?) Huckabee, he's exactly right.

If they run someone who's not just Dem-lite, then no.

They need someone who's against all the budget-busting and gov't overreach we've seen this decade.
I'm starting to root for a Teh Fred/Sarah Palin ticket.

And watching Minitru ignore the chance for a "historic first" of a woman VP will be darn funny.

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November 22, 2009

Once More Into The Breach Go I.

As I head out for another day of dealing with the problems with my house, here are a few points to consider.

Many Democrats seem willing to go down with the ship, and threats of losing an office seem to have no impact. In fact, many of them seem content to play the "Profiles In Courage" angle. I wonder if Obama did indeed promise jobs to all of these vulnerable Democrats.

And, more Democrat "tolerance" on display at a Palin Book Signing.


And, is Andrew Sullivan also an anti-Semite?

I'm outta here. See you later.

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November 04, 2009

Bitchin'

Are you a moronblogger?  Do you like shameless self-promotion?  Check this out!  Definitely getting a mug at least...

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October 21, 2009

The Patron Saint Of The Moronosphere Is Married To A Scandi?

I'll be in my bunk for the next twenty years.

The glitterati and literati got all wee-wee'd up this autumn over a Swedish Hollywood Housewife with an irresistible name. Anna Anka caused a hullabaloo by suggesting that being a housewife might be a worthy goal for Swedish women.

The gasps of horror echoed from the corridors of think tanks to the editorial offices of daily papers. "She praises Islamist ideals," lamented the Social Democratic Women's Federation. But she had her fans, too. One pundit wrote that the best formula for a happy marriage is a working husband with a genuine housewife

When I first arrived in Stockholm and had not yet found work, Swedish women would ask me if I intended to be a "lyxhustru" (luxury housewife). The hostility in their tone was easy to detect.

"They're just jealous," sniffed Ms. Anka, at the reaction she provoked by extolling the virtues of being a trophy wife rather than a feminist soldier in the workforce.

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October 13, 2009

Moronblogger wins the Iowahawk Endowment for the Arts

US Citizen over at Traction Control, to my knowledge the Moronosphere's only Class III FFL, wins the award and the $33.18 grant. 

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September 29, 2009

BTW

The Moron-in-Chief is on Twitter, as is Johnny Coldcuts.

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September 09, 2009

Same difference

Ace writes about the White House attacking Palin.

At first he wrote that he thought they were afraid, and then seemed to start thinking maybe they're trying to tie her to anti-Obamacare because she's so stupid and unpopular.

Interesting either way, but I don't think it matters either way.

Update:I put the rest under the fold, it's too long. I need a couple layers of editors.
H/T Ace via Veeshir
(edited for stray apostrophe, I know there are misspellings in there, I did it on purpose)
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September 05, 2009

Charles Johnson Learns Not To Engage The Morons When A Debate Involves Facts, Or His Own Site

Seriously, watching Ace destroy the ponytailed freak and former conservative blogger is a thing of beauty.

And this photo sums it up nicely:
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/doubleplusundeadnu/ewokballr.jpg

Thanks to Java Joe

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August 24, 2009

It's mainly happy because he's older than me.

I'd like to wish a big ol' HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Gabriel Malor, who turns 87 today!

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August 14, 2009

Now Those Are Stompy Shoes

http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/images/hooves1.JPG

Stomp!

(update h/t Cowboy Blob who I called Cowboy Bob for the first year I read his blog)


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August 02, 2009

Guest posting at Right Wing News

Hawkins, after foolishly handing me the keys to Conservative Grapevine, decided to be even more foolish and hand me the keys to RWN for Sunday.  You can see my post here.

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July 30, 2009

So, I check my email this evening

From Alice H, an email entitled "Oh Dear..."

I was looking at our referrals, and noticed that we got one from Google Blog Search.  The search term was "ass fuck" (no quotes).  Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, we are the sixth hit for "ass fuck" on Google Blog Search.


Apparently there's an old post where the words "ass" and "fuck" make frequent appearance, and that's what is driving all these hits.  So first, I'd like to apologize to anyone who was looking for some sort of visual aid to assist with your punching of the clown, and had your junk immediately and viciously recede into your abdomen upon viewing our crappy little moronblog, but then again, why the fuck are you looking for porn on Google Blog Search to begin with?  There are probably millions of places that'd give you better search results.  Porn is of course strictly prohibited by our host, but if you're looking to see something obscene, I mean a really brutal ass-pounding, this might be, ahem, up your alley.

I'd also take this time to note that as I was reading Alice's email, the Gmail ticker had up an ESPN story on Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress testifying before the grand jury...

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