December 14, 2008

Best Superpower EVAH!

I've finally decided what the best superpower ever is - the ability to shoot bacon from my eyes. I could instantly weaken my opponents, who will be feasting on all that greasy-goodness.  They would be so distracted I could stomp on them with my high heels and pound them with my purse. Once they are out cold, I can feast on the bacon and laugh at my enemy's stupidity. Pure joy! What Marvel comic or superhero do you know that can compete with that? Seriously.

Bacon FTW!

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