Especially if she has shoes like this lady.

She hit him in the face with a stiletto-heeled shoe, Tampa police say.

Ngeskebei, 22, of Tampa, was arrested Saturday and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, according to a criminal arrest affidavit.

Police give this account of what happened about 3:40 a.m. at the home at 1905 E. 114th Ave. in Tampa
that Ngeskebei shares with her boyfriend of five years:

When an argument between the couple escalated, Ngeskebei grabbed a silver high-heeled shoe and hit the man in the face.

The man, whose name was not listed in the arrest affidavit, was cut in the left cheek and fell to the ground.

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My soon-to-be-3 year old daughter has announced that she wants bacon on her birthday cake.  Should I make fondant bacon and add it to the cake, or should I fry up some real bacon and stick it on the cake?

Posted by: Alice H at 01:32 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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To take our minds off how fucked we are by the stimulus, I give you this



Bacon donut!

Posted by: alexthechick at 07:30 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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That's the BLT from Tony's I-75 in Birch Run, Michigan.  I just saw a segment on the place on a show on the Travel Channel, and I could feel my arteries hardening as I watched.

By the way, click through to the YouTube page for that video and read the description for a chuckle.

Posted by: Sean M. at 07:16 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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Michelle Malkin slanders the turbaconducken. 

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I mean, we're the ones with a fucking category dedicated to it.

In the end, I can only support the spread of bacon blogging. 

Bacon Uber Alles.

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Bacon air freshener!

(This actually seems like kind of a double-edged sword.  While you get the wonderful smell of bacon, it's not followed by the even more wonderful taste of bacon.)

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In the form of candied bacon chocolate chip cookies. With a recipe for candied bacon that sounds like it would probably get eaten before it actually made it into the cookies.

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And Sean, I don't think you posted this yet.

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mmmm...bacon!

A story published Tuesday in the New York Times featuring “Bacon Explosion” remained the most-emailed story on the Web site Friday morning, beating out stories on the economy, Super Bowl or the new president.

“Bacon is like the candy of the meats that the pig offers,” said Pamela Johnson of the Iowa-based National Pork Board, where they are happy as a pig in mud about all the attention paid to the humble meat.

There’s a Web site for bacon haikus — “One road wafts bacon/ One was the road less traveled/ Guess which way I go?”

Facebook pages are dedicated to bacon as “the world’s most perfect food” and feature dozens of pictures of bacon in various states of edibility — shoved in the middle of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and fried and twisted into cocktail garnishes.

Bacontoday.com promises “Daily Updates on the World of Sweet, Sweet Bacon.”

“For the Love of Bacon” at theotherwhitemeat.com suggests “Bacon Day” activities like playing “Steal the Bacon” and “Six Degrees of Separation with Kevin Bacon”.

A contestant on the current season of Bravo TV’s “Top Chef” occasionally sports a T-shirt proclaiming “Bacon is a Vegetable.” The pig-shaped “Wake n’ Bacon” alarm clock promises to wake up users with the intoxicating smell of strip of sizzling bacon, placed frozen in the clock the night before.

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Bacon is, apparently, popular.  On the internets, even.

Must have been a slow news day.

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Behold! Bacon pie!

Mmmmmm. Pie. Now to go find some punch.

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Just asking. Apparently, such fine pieces of carrion are good bait for alligators stuck in drain pipes.

Trappers are trying to lure the 8 foot alligator out of the pipe with their secret weapon, a rotten piece of meat.

"It's a rotten cow lung. It's stinky, bloody and it floats," said Tracey Hansen with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Construction crews noticed the gator in the storm drain Monday.

"It's a drain, he could have been walking down the street and just slid in," said Hansen.

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Normally, I would pass. But bacon would make me change my mind. And I found a willing accomplice, since Russ is getting ready for Round 2 of his misadventure.

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Be sure to stock up on bacon!

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You can use this thingy to add some bacon to any website.  I think it makes my blog look delicious.

(h/t)

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Hurry up before the sheer awesomeness of this video is pulled down!

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Yeah, all I'm good for today is bacon posts.

Bacon Today has a detailed recipe for turbaconducken. And this isn't a 'toss a few strips of bacon on top and call it good' recipe, this is a recipe that will make the pretend-bacon-lovers run screaming.

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I'm thinking Bacon Beef Butter Biscuits will be on the table.  Along with a frittata, a stollen, and a couple of pounds more of bacon because my daughter doesn't really eat much else in the way of meat.

Please share your favorite frou-frou breakfast recipes here - I'm looking for new ideas.

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