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July 22, 2010

WTF is wrong with Wisconsin, part eleventy billion and five

WTF is wrong with Wisconsin that doing a Google search for "WTF is wrong with Wisconsin" gets 5,000+ hits? Hell, "WTF is wrong with Google" gets 22,000, and Google is way bigger than Wisconsin, definitely well over five times as big. And "WTF is wrong with Spencer Pratt" (hey, it came up in the Googlevomit suggestions) only gets seven.

tmi3rd could start his own Linkiest-type blog with all the great stuff he posts on his FB account, but instead he leaves it to us to spread to the Intarwebs all the insanity he shares with us.

Wisconsin politics almost took a turn for the awesomest this election cycle. Those party-pooper election officials just had to go and ruin it.

Unlike candidates from the established Democratic and Republican parties, independents are allowed a five-word statement of purpose on the ballot to explain to voters what their candidacy is about.

I personally would have dinged her for the use of 'whiteman's' instead of 'white man's'. Hell, girl, you've got five words to express what you're about, you'd better milk the system for each and every one of them!

Posted by: Alice H at 01:09 AM | Comments (22) | Add Comment
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1 Reminded me of this Cleveland tourism spoof. There's more of 'em, too.

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Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at July 22, 2010 06:50 AM (/cH23)

2 Ok, then try this link:

http://www.youtube.com/v/ysmLA5TqbIY&hl=en_US&fs=1

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at July 22, 2010 06:52 AM (/cH23)

3

Here ya go, McGoo.

Posted by: Alice H at July 22, 2010 07:20 AM (qJHYy)

4 Dammit, that worked in the preview.

Posted by: Alice H at July 22, 2010 07:20 AM (qJHYy)

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 22, 2010 07:36 AM (8hk6o)

6 Rats! I'm still not seein' it. Oh, well - the link works. Pity I left that fs=1 there.

I'm going back to bed.

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at July 22, 2010 07:43 AM (/cH23)

7 I'm voting for the candidate who uses, "I like beer and boobies."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2010 07:57 AM (zgZzy)

8 "I'll take off my pants."

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 22, 2010 08:17 AM (GC5S2)

9 "How much for the children?"

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 22, 2010 08:18 AM (GC5S2)

10 "Where the white women at?"

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 22, 2010 08:18 AM (GC5S2)

11 "Tonight, we dine in hell."

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 22, 2010 08:26 AM (GC5S2)

"Why choose the lesser evil?"

Posted by: vermindust at July 22, 2010 09:15 AM (YW34P)

13 I'd seriously consider voting for a candidate who had "Molon Labe" under their name.

Posted by: MikeD at July 22, 2010 09:19 AM (FkL60)

14 "Politicians - it's what's for dinner!"

Posted by: Alice H at July 22, 2010 12:00 PM (qJHYy)

15 "Thanks for all the fish!"

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 22, 2010 01:28 PM (GC5S2)

16 Sacrifice children for Zombie Reagan!"

Posted by: Alice H at July 22, 2010 01:55 PM (qJHYy)

17 And when eddie runs: "Now with even more profanity!"

Posted by: Alice H at July 22, 2010 07:13 PM (qJHYy)

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