And for that reason, it is now sanctioned to celebrate patriotic holidays at Google again.

The first of his many miracles! 

Hey, Fresh Prez, I have a request (and I know you can hear me because you are everywhere at all times):  Can you turn Lake Michigan into wine? 

I figure drunk is a good way to pass the next four years.

P.S.: Fuck Google in the ass.  With a rusty chainsaw.  Covered in herpes-infected blood.  And donate their assets to the aid of foreign dissidents and their families after Google ratted them out to evil dictatorships like China.

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