November 11, 2008

We Are Living In The Age of Obamius, The Age of Obamius

And for that reason, it is now sanctioned to celebrate patriotic holidays at Google again.

The first of his many miracles! 

Hey, Fresh Prez, I have a request (and I know you can hear me because you are everywhere at all times):  Can you turn Lake Michigan into wine? 

I figure drunk is a good way to pass the next four years.

P.S.: Fuck Google in the ass.  With a rusty chainsaw.  Covered in herpes-infected blood.  And donate their assets to the aid of foreign dissidents and their families after Google ratted them out to evil dictatorships like China.

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