November 10, 2008

Obama's Fault: Yes We Shall Edition

Because in the long, improbably story that is America, there has never been anything unnatural about earthquakes.*

You may now assume that many of the apocolyptic events attributable to the Rise of The Fresh Prez have to deal with his diabolical weather machine.

So, without further ado:

  • This was mentioned before but it needs to be stressed: We, the Moron are first against The Fascist Prez's wall.  Attack us, you monster.  Not innocent vodka!  It never had a chance!
  • I'm not sure why Bush gave Obama the security codes to the Weather KKKontroller before he was even sworn in but it seems he's very eager to loose havoc and destruction upon the world.  Apparently, he felt content to leave the setting on 'brown.'
  • If the One loves us all with his divine light (and I know he does), why does he let bad things happen to good (black) people?  Racist.
  • As predicted in the Prophecies, cats and dogs are living togetherMass Hysteria.  I've heard a giant, walking marshmallow is the seventh seal.  Protect us, oh Chaplain of the Change.  Oh, Herald of the Hope.  Oh, Captain of the Bullshit.
  • Also, it appears that bullies enjoy causing pain.  No doubt all part of the genetic modifications necessary for his coming genetic super-changers.


* Is it just me or do you just want to beat Olivia Munn's brakes off?

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