December 01, 2008

Obama's Fault: Terror Edition

Not even in office and the Fresh Prez has already emboldened our enemies to the point where India may get into a nuclear war with Pakistan and there are men with M-16's in the New York subways.

I am reminded of the scene in Braveheart where Longshanks ponders who to send to meet with Wallace:

Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country. So whom do I send?

Anyway, things are quickly going to hell in a handbasket and it is time to take stock and note the recent things that are Obama's fault:

  • Large men with illegal firearms are shooting themselves in New York City night clubs.  Of course, when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will shoot themselves in the leg in night clubs.
  • Britney Spears is releasing a new album.  Surely the four horsemen are saddling the horses.
  • To those living under rocks, one of the most massive and well-orchestrated terrorist attacks in history occurred in Mumbai.  I'll have MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH more on that later today.  Let's just say I've been doing the math all weekend and this story doesn't add up.
  • Racists continue to be lying liars in Detroit.  Can't a Mayor text a few ho's up in this bitch?  Everyone knows Mark Furman did it.
  • All the HopeChange in the world doesn't seem to be convincing enough for global leaders to sacrifice their own economies upon the alter of Gaia.  Remember, global warmening hurts minorities, women and terrorist college professors the most.  RACISTS!!!!111
  • Did I mention that Britney Spears has a new album? 

What else did he fuck up this week?

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