May 15, 2009

But aren't the hookers supposed to be drunk?

The National Institutes of Health is funding a $2.6 million dollar study to determine how to best encourage prostitutes to drink less on the job.

In China.

Yeah, no math blah blah blah...

 $2,600,000 for studying the mating behavior of drunken Chinese hookers
      400,000 for studying the mating behavior of gay Argentinian males
    +357,000 for providing post-traumatic stress to New York

$3,357,000 ÷ $7,500 = 447.6

$7,500 is the cost of providing one scholarship to one student in the DC Opportunity Fund that Obama nuked.

For the cost of terrifying NYC, plus the cost of asking gay South American men why they like to get drunk and screw random strangers, plus the cost of training Chinese pimps to keep their hos in line, 447 children in one of the worst school districts in America could have received a year of quality education.

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