Michael Moore celebrates GM closings by putting weiners in his mouth.

I hear the long-haired ablutophobiacs shouting in the streets about ending the Hateriarchy and getting rid of our SUVs. Think of the fucking children, they tell me. If only the government would reach its filthy hands down into our lives and force us at gunpoint to drive officially sanctioned vehicles!

Even if I agreed that it was necessary to mandate our personal choices and that it would be acceptable for the state to do it, I'd still be against government intervention. Know why? It isn't fucking necessary:

General Motors is closing four truck and SUV plants in the U.S., Canada and Mexico, affecting 10,000 workers, as surging fuel prices hasten a dramatic shift to smaller vehicles. CEO Rick Wagoner said Tuesday before the automaker's annual meeting in Delaware the plants to be idled are in Oshawa, Ontario; Moraine, Ohio; Janesville, Wis.; and Toluca, Mexico. He also said the iconic Hummer brand will be reviewed and potentially sold or revamped.

Holy fuck, it's like magic, ain't it hippies?

Almost like there's some type of mystical invisible hand at work in our market ecomony that automagically provides us the goods and services we need at prices we're willing to pay. Who woulda thunk it?

Sorry to blow your fucking minds. I blame the acid.

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