America is now officially retarded

Oh, fer crying out loud...

According to a letter from the FDA General Mills' advertising violates the federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act. The agency said claims that Cheerios ingredients can lower cholesterol within a certain amount of time, all while providing cancer-fighting and heart-healthy benefits, essentially makes Cheerios "a drug" by their definition. And no drug in this country can be legally marketed without an approved new drug application.

If anybody needs me, I'll be...well, I'm not really sure, to be perfectly honest.

I'm still waiting to find out what kind of transportation I can use to get to my new destination, which kind of fuel I can power said transportation with, where I can build a new place without endangering any fur-bearing spotted gnats, northwest medium-horn sheep, or striped desert trout*, what kind of water and power sources I can use, when I can use them, and what kind of food and drink I'm allowed to take with me. I don't currently own any firearms, so at least I don't have to worry about that issue.

Yeah, I guess I'll still be here. Eating Cheerios.

(h/t)


*May not be actual species

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