May 13, 2009
According to a letter from the FDA General Mills' advertising violates the federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act. The agency said claims that Cheerios ingredients can lower cholesterol within a certain amount of time, all while providing cancer-fighting and heart-healthy benefits, essentially makes Cheerios "a drug" by their definition. And no drug in this country can be legally marketed without an approved new drug application.If anybody needs me, I'll be...well, I'm not really sure, to be perfectly honest.
I'm still waiting to find out what kind of transportation I can use to get to my new destination, which kind of fuel I can power said transportation with, where I can build a new place without endangering any fur-bearing spotted gnats, northwest medium-horn sheep, or striped desert trout*, what kind of water and power sources I can use, when I can use them, and what kind of food and drink I'm allowed to take with me. I don't currently own any firearms, so at least I don't have to worry about that issue.
Yeah, I guess I'll still be here. Eating Cheerios.
(h/t)
*May not be actual species
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Fight the power!
Just imagine, people sneaking little ziploc bags of Cheerios and selling them as commodities on the black market.
Posted by: eddiebear at May 13, 2009 08:14 AM (wnU1W)
:-|
Just imagine me putting the steel toed boots to every functionary in the FDA in order of descending relative power*.
No. Imagine it. Imagine the grunts of exhertion as I lay into their rib cages over and over. While eating Cheerios. Think of the irony of getting brutally beaten by a guy over something called CHEERios.
What blows my mind is that these incredibly moronic decisions aren't made by one guy having a bad day but dozens or hundreds of "professionals" over several meetings and memos and emails and phone calls and consultation with lawyers.
Moron Pundit is stern and disapproving.
* - I wouldn't want to be tired for the man that actually made the decision.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at May 13, 2009 08:24 AM (83gRI)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at May 13, 2009 09:26 AM (83gRI)
Where were they in the 70s when Cheerios were marketed as speed or cocaine or something like that?
After Franklin is treated to a Cheerios breakfast he quickly learns to surf like a pro and zooms by Charlie Brown,
Posted by: Veeshir at May 13, 2009 09:29 AM (ThMnZ)
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